This Just In: Romney Gooses the Queen, Then Cuts Off Her Hair!

[MineralMan]

Well, not actually, but he's on that road, it seems.

[AtomicKitten]

1. Get back to us when he streaks the palace.

[MineralMan]

4. I hear he has some great Jewish jokes for the Israelis.

"Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, and the itinerant preacher?"
"Do I have to wear one of those beanies, or is that just for you people?"
"Who do I have to kill to get a ham sandwich around here?"

Something like that, I imagine.

[AtomicKitten]

6. He'll ask the wailing wall for advice on being more lifelike

and then change his shoes and climb it.

[MineralMan]

8. There you go.

Then, when he visits the Place of the Nativity, he can complain that it isn't nice enough. "Can't you do something about all these Muslins or something?"

[Scootaloo]

10. Naw, Israel's easy even for a cardboard cutout

It's formulaic. Don a yarmakule at the wall, give a speech pledging continued US welfare payments, and make some not-so-veiled islamophobic comments. Even Herman Cain could pull that off.

[MineralMan]

13. Romney's stupid enough not to be able to handle even that.

I predict at least one serious gaffe.

[Scootaloo]

14. I predict it will come in the form of giving Bibi a fanny-slap

[Wait Wut]

12. Oh geez.

I just remembered that horrible Holocaust 'joke' about the VW bug. Seriously, is there any legal way we can keep him from going further?

[NightWatcher]

2. when meeting the Queen he asked to speak to the man who was really in charge

he then asked the Queen to fetch him a caffeine free diet coke (of course)

[Rambis]

3. He could take a dump on the Churchill statue

Then talk about how appeasement was a good idea

[HappyMe]

5. They could lock him in The Tower.

[RedStateLiberal]

7. Here's video of Romney meeting the Queen

[MineralMan]

9. Perfect!

[HappyMe]

11. lol!

[Kalidurga]

16. Romney woulda ducked..

Or he would have hid behind the Queen.

[Ichingcarpenter]

15. Romney meets Paul McCarthy and Ringo.... holds them down to cut their hair

as a pun.

I wonder what he will do with the queen's prize corgis?

[MineralMan]

17. He'll say, about the corgis:

"What kind of sissy little sawn-off dogs are these? Shoulda been drowned at birth, I think."

-or-

"What kind of carrier do you use when you strap them to the top of your carriage, Betsy?"