kairos12
kairos12's JournalIn order to keep the peace in
a family divided over politics one blue state cousin agreed to take his MAGA cousin out for dinner. After they order the MAGA cousin remarked about how the nice the place was. The Blue Stater responded "yeah they have great food, but you also pay for the ambiance."
The MAGA cousin, "wait, I never heard a siren."
Noah was standing
at the bottom of the ark watching his animals descend. All was well.
Suddenly, he noticed the two snakes looking very nervous.
He asked “what was the matter?”The snakes responded we heard God said, “be fruitful and multiply.
Noah responded, “yes, that’s true, what’s the problem?”
The snakes answered, “we’re Adders.”
One day
a möbius strip walked into a bar looking sad.
The bartender asked “what’s the problem?”
The möbius strip responded “I don’t know where to begin.”
If, as I have read,
"For the love of money is a root of all evil," why do all the Swaggert/Baker/Osteen types spending all the time banging the tin pan for more?
I know, replacing Mercedes and private jet ain't cheap.
Maybe we should just refer to the true believer MAGA crazies as
having done the "full Alito."
So one day
this guy is walking through the jungle, and he sees a lizard standing on his hind legs telling jokes. The man says to the local leader “ that lizard is really funny.”
The leader replies angrily.” that’s not a lizard, that’s a stand-up chameleon.”
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