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I just checked the map of That Part of Miami

You know, the part where the Grifter in Chief has a run-down, bedbug-infested excuse for a hotel.

There are quite a few hotels and restaurants in that area - more than enough to handle all the delegates to the conference.

Trump should be awarded the G7 conference on condition he not sell room nights or meals to any of the attendees.

Columbus Day, here is your song

Trump's biggest problem right now

He has fired SO MANY government employees who have dirt on him, and they’re willing to talk.

Today's Trump joke

It was Meat Identification Day in Mrs. Smith’s third-grade class.

She handed out the first sample. “Everyone try this and tell me what you think it is.”
Johnny stood up. “Mrs. Smith, that tastes like beef.” Beef it was.

Then comes the second sample.
Mary said, “I think that’s turkey, Mrs. Smith.” It was turkey.

Then the third sample was presented. No one knew what it was.
Mrs. Smith said, “It’s something that your mommy sometimes calls your daddy.”

Tiffany Trump started screaming, “Spit it out. It’s asshole.”

Just so you know...

The constitutional pardon power is limited, in that a president cannot pardon someone who’s been impeached.

If Trump is ordered to resign and actually resigns, I suspect Pence will be informed by the GOP Congress that pardoning Trump will cause them to immediately impeach Pence.

In short, Trump fucked up in ways he can’t bullshit his way out of.

If the whistleblower report is correct, I don't want impeachment

I want Trump, Pence, the whole Cabinet, and all the judges Trump appointed - especially Gorsuch and Kavanaugh - to resign on the same day, and in this order:

All lower-court judges at the same time
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh
All appointees below the rank of Cabinet Secretary
All Cabinet Secretaries
Mitch McConnell
Pence
Trump

All this over the span of five minutes.

This prevents any possibility of pardons being issued. We will then install Speaker Pelosi as president with Hillary Clinton as VP, and bring back Obama’s Cabinet.

At that point we have real investigations and prosecutions.

Floyd eats his peas with honey

He's done it all his life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on his knife.

Well, it's official. Trump supporters don't care about America.

I saw a bumper sticker today, "Trump: Make Liberals Cry Again."

So, that clinches it: "We don't care what damage Trump does to America, just as long as we can troll liberals while he's doing it."

Today's "you do realize"

You do realize if Vice President Biden would have gone to Ireland for meetings in Dublin and stayed at the "Obama International Golf Links" on the other side of the island, the impeachment hearings for both men would have already started.

I know what the new GOP emblem should be

It's got to be a wooden bridge - the underside of which is the Republican's natural habitat.
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