You know, this...thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=qACxfKB3iP4

I have come to the conclusion that this atrocity makes one pine for the high quality and production value of Chuggo's magnum opus, "C'mon Fuck a Guy."

A very large reason the Republicans are as bad as they are, is Poppy Bush's campaign manager Lee Atwater.

Fill out online quizzes the way Donald Trump would.

Reagan's funeral caused the same thing:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A39086-2004Jun13.html

Every president since FDR received a one-day government standdown.

And make sure before the bastard goes we know where his grave is going to be, so the area can be properly permitted as a hazardous waste dump.

When I was looking up Poppy Bush's military record, I learned he and Barbara Bush had the nation's longest presidential marriage - 73 years. And remember, Bush's family was very rich and old-money; he could have gotten out of going to war pretty easily but not only did he voluntarily sign up but he requested (and got) very hazardous duty.

"Mr. President, during the 2016 campaign you promised to put Hillary Clinton in jail for conducting official government business using private email servers so many times "Lock Her Up" became one of your campaign slogans, one you used almost as many times as "Make America Great Again." In recent days it has come to light that your daughter Ivanka Trump has also conducted official government business using private email servers. The question is, have you locked up Ivanka Trump yet and if not, why not?"

Candidate 1: Donald Trump


Candidate 2: Anton Chigurh
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Trump has fucked up so many things since he's been in office, the Republicans will have to throw the election to be sure the Democrats have a halfway decent shot at repairing the damage. However, they won't tell this to Trump out of fear he'll start a nuclear war just for the hell of it. After the new Democratic president is inaugurated, Trump will run upstairs, barricade himself into the Oval Office and they'll have to take the door off its frame to get him out.