Hate Mailbag
September 13,
2002
It's Friday the 13th - the perfect time for the latest installment of the DU Hate Mailbag. Yes, it's been a while, but don't worry - those hilarious conservative just can't help but keep telling us to "go fuck ourselves" or "go back to afganastan and kiss sad-dams butt" or something equally witty. So here we go, it's Hate Mailbag time again! And don't forget - as always, these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender. Apart from the guy who used an obviously spoofed address. Wanker.
Everybody
Should Just Stop Enjoying Themselves
From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 22:04:25 EDT
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)
You people are such idealistic, liberal assholes. You criticize anybody that wants to do anything moral. If you want to be such indulgers in everything self-satisfying, than just claim the motto "if it fills good do it", sell your soul to the devil, and move to Haiti (I hear they dedicated their island to Satan). Just quit imposing your wickedness in every law we have. The only way you jerks are happy is when a liberal (however idiotic he may be) is in office so you can ignore everything he does wrong and enjoy the license that his legislation gives you to be a bunch of whoremongers and Satan worshipers. DEMOCRATIC PARTY= PANDORA'S BOX!
DU RESPONDS: So what you're saying is, if Pandora's Box fills good, do it?
Dem-emetic
Underground
From:
"fredw" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 17:10:23 -0400
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your website
Makes me want to puke. You're all a bunch of losers and freaks.
DU RESPONDS: We'll be thinking of you while you're honking your guts out, Fred.
Save
Our Sick Souls
From:
Carole ---------- <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 8 Sep 2002 20:12:08 -0700 (PDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: PROUD REPUBLICAN
You are a bunch of SICK SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW PROUD I AM TO BE A REPUBLICAN AND LIVING IN AMERICA, THE LAND OF THE FREE. WE FINALLY HAVE A LEADER IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT HAS BROUGHT PRIDE AND DIGINITY TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY... You are the losers...OHIO voter and PROUD OF OUR PRESIDENT..
DU RESPONDS: Surely you mean, "pridety and dignitude."
Junk Mail
From: [email protected]
(Craig -----)
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 11:02:34 -0500 (CDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Chickenshits
What a bunch of chickenshits you are if yiou ban anyone with dfferent ideas or concepts from your forum discussions. You talk about the right being the party wanting to suppress our individual rights and likening them to Nazis, well you policies certainly smack of the same vein.
Sincerly
Craig -----
-------, Iowa
DU RESPONDS: Speaking of smack and veins, Craig, it sounds like you need your next hit.
Comedy
Use Of The English Language
From:
"---" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 3 Sep 2002 21:31:11 -0400
To: <[email protected]>
You should be ashamed of yourselves. I happened upon this by accident but, unfortunately those ignorant people who read your publication will actually believe it. You can't find anything truthful against President Bush so you just make things up. You can't defend yourself with your little disclaimer at the beginning. This is, as any intelligent person knows, a bunch of malarkey.
C. Dennis
DU RESPONDS: Marlarkey? What, have we mysteriously time traveled back to the the fifties, or are dubious old-fogie words suddenly back in fashion?
I Don't
Find Them Attractive, Just Confusing
From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 23 Aug 2002 02:04:04 EDT
To: [email protected]
Subject: register
Your register contains a fatel flaw it only lists male or female. You forgot transgender and genderless. as these are what most democrates are
DU RESPONDS: I think you need to spend a little less time at www.ladyboys.com, sir. It's obviously messing with your head.
The Mailbag's Biggest Fan
From: "Randy
-------" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 13:48:52 -0400
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Mailbag
Greetings Evildoers,
The only thing worth a damn on your pitiful hate web site is the Truth Mail, aka Hate Mailbag. I really enjoy those delightful letters from your most intelligent readers. You have'nt published the Mailbag since April. Please gived us another installment soon.
Also, the Mailbag would be much better if you completely omitted your childish, smart-ass comments after each letter.
Thank You,
Randy!
DU RESPONDS: A fine point, but I think the way we do it now is just fine. You enormous tit.
Education,
Education, Education
From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 14:53:04 -0400 (EDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: your all morons
yoursite is foolish and you all sound like morons.demorcrats have ruined this country ,our safety our intelligence our schools take your welfare amd all your stupid programs and please move to cuba or afganastan where you can implement allyour assinine thoughts.bush is great clintons are evil.
DU RESPONDS: Um, yes... I will concede the point that the schools may possibly have been ruined where YOU live...
Bottom
Of The Barrel
From: [email protected]
(------ ------)
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 20:54:02 -0400 (EDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: A Question for Auntie Pinko
Why do Democrats like to take it up the ass so much?
DU RESPONDS: Better question: why are Republicans so fixated on people taking it up the ass? Thinking about giving it a try, big boy?
Nothing
Better To Do
From: Christina
---- <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 16:24:16 -0700 (PDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: DemocraticUnderground.com CAUGHT by Foxnews, CNN & others
You should be aware that Foxnews
has all your babbling hate email about Sean Hannity -- all email conversations
have been cut and pasted and sent to everyone at Foxnews, CNN, MSNBC and others
to let them know what you all do on a daily basis. Beware -- you may be getting
yourself in a lot of HOT water. Don't you hate-mongering liberals have anything
better to do then rally against conservatives with mass emails, do any of you
work?
We have a watch dog who has a file on your site for al the email campaigns you
are sending. Basicly, you can't hide anymore. We have contacted and alerted
all the major networks and have reported your ABUSE -- many other advocate groups
will be looking at your site on a dialy basis to report abuse.
We'll be watching you, closely!
CLO
DU RESPONDS: You can rest assured that we here at Democratic Underground are on the verge of wetting our pants with fear.
I've Told
You A Million Times Not To Exaggerate
From: Note
Book <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 16:40:04 -0400
To: [email protected]
Subject: Cowards
By not allowing me to respond to the posters in the :Driving is a right" thread, is no different then holding me down while others beatup on me. Your actions are that of cowards.
DU RESPONDS: Why do I suspect being that held down while others beat up on him is not a new experience for this gentleman?
Stiff
It Hard!
From:
Mark ---------- <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 07:36:54 -0700 (PDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Stiff it hard, losers
Tell your buddy "Crispin" Miller I really enjoyed hiding copies his hardbound buttwipe "Bush Dyslexicon" behind stacks of REAL books like "Death of the West" by Buchanan, "No Spin Zone" by O'Reilly and "Slander" by Coulter...you chicom geeks used to pull sh*t like that with Limbaugh's books.
Welcome to payback, Comrades. See ya back at the front lines, of the Great American Culture War.
Can't we all g-g-g-g-g-g-get along? Hell no, and who wants to.
Next time, I hope Al-Qaeda takes down New Dork University too...and your own building, of course.
Peace, Love and Understanding...dude..
DU RESPONDS: So hiding books and blowing up New York University is your idea of winning the Great American Culture War, eh? No, don't tell me - you voted for Bush.
Those
Damn Uneducated Socialistists
From: Samantha
---- <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2002 14:58:22 -0700 (PDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: The
Taliban
We live in America where free speech is allowed except when it comes to conservative viewpoints. Democrats are uneducated, Anti-American, Anti-free speech, socialistist, taliban loving freaks. If it weren't for conservatives, the U.S.A. would be ruled by the muslims and we'd all be speaking arabic. Of course that's what your hidden agenda is anyway, right? Destroy big business so everyone can live off welfare and the Democratic Taliban can RULE. My question is this: if the democrats destroy big business, who's going to pay all the taxes for you to suck off the system? All it will take is a few years of wimpy democratic control in Washington and you'll wish you had seen the light.
DU RESPONDS: Check it out - Sean Hannity has created conservative chatbots to spread his message far and wide across the Internet! I think this one's broken though.
Perry Farrell, Is That You?
From: "------------,
Tim" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 27 Jun 2002 09:33:47 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: Pets
You Guys Will Make Great Pets.
DU RESPONDS: Altogether now: "We'll make great pets, we'll make great pets," etc.
Too Obvious
From: <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 17:34:33
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: DU DIGEST: Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No. 71)
Go Fuck Yourselves You Commie Bastards. Take Jane Fonda with you. You would probably love some old tough meat. I don't want to receive your Clinton-Commie shit so take me off your lists. But you can still go fuck yourselves just on general principles.
DU RESPONDS: Speaking of tough old meat, how's your mother?
The Final
Word On Abortion
From: "G
-----" <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 20:27:35 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: question
Why do you like to let abortionists kill babies?
DU RESPONDS: Just to piss you off.
Are You
Threatening Us?
From: [email protected]
(Hi)
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 13:52:39 -0400
To: [email protected]
Subject: service
Hi boys,
After making ONE post that didn't kowtow to the naive, Liberal line you deleted my account?
How sad.
Are you so afraid of conflicting ideology that you must stifle all dissent? Yes, you are.
Just for fun, I'll have a good friend of mine who is an expert hacker get into your site and....shall we say, make life interesting.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it, my small-minded friends.
p.s. I'll bet 10,000 dollars that not ONE of you has ever had a meaningful success in ANY field of life that is quantitative (i.e. school boy successes don't count)
Bye, bye, you envious, resentful little people. Back to your cheap, dirty little apartments now. Go on boy. Go on!!
DU RESPONDS: You know, you'll probably feel much better if you just take a deep breath and finally admit to yourself that you don't really have any friends at all. And you can send the $10,000 to http:/www.democraticunderground.com/donate
Are You Threatening Us? - Part Two
From: [email protected]
(By the way)
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 13:58:55 -0400
To: [email protected]
Subject: Oh,
I forgot
Isn't it funny how you little no-haves have to hide behind blind email functions. Not even a real email address, let alone a street address. Don't worry though, they are easy to find:)
Now, back to your life-long dwelling, a horrid, dirty little apartment, the cave dwelling of a career loser. Go on boy! Go on!!
DU RESPONDS: "Don't worry though, they are easy to find." Oh, we're shaking in our shoes! Let's see, we've already established that since you spend your day tapping out pointless hate mail in your bedroom, you don't have any friends. Since you're unemployed you probably don't have a car, and I strongly suspect that you would have serious difficulty with a bus timetable. And - correct me if I'm wrong - but if you actually did make it all the way here, you'd be too out of shape to get up the stairs.
PS. Who's hiding behind blind email addresses, Mr. [email protected]? Run along, loser.
Who Unbelieveable
Morons?
From: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 1 Jun 2002 11:53:33 -0400 (EDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: You
unbelievable MORONS
This article from DemocraticUnderground.com
has been sent to you by
[email protected].
Title: Hate Mailbag
http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_12.html
Your views are HILLARIOUS!! But, then when I stop to think about it I realize that you freaks are influencing other clueless no-life morons to think the same way. AND THAT IS SCARY. I also think it's really cute how you edit (and yes, you know you do) the comments here that really hit home to contain misspellings so as to try to make them seem less credible. I hope, as all of our lives continue the decent into liberal pc hell, that you liberals will be the first to "off" yourselves when it's apparent America has vanished.
DU RESPONDS: Check your Sent Mail folder. Then get a dictionary and check the correct spellings of "hilarious" and "descent." Then ask youself again whether we edit these messages. Now hang your head in shame. It's okay to cry.
Obigatory
Rush Limbaugh Insult
From: [email protected]
(Calvin ------)
Date: Fri, 31 May 2002 01:18:27 -0400 (EDT)
To: [email protected]
Subject: comparison
I had great hopes when I first ran across your site but have found it to be the Dem-equivalent to Rush Limbaugh. I.e. shallow, venomous and spiteful and ultimately, small.
DU RESPONDS: Surely you mean shallow, venomous, spiteful, and ultimately, ENORMOUS. Boom tiss!
