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Volume 2

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These are all completely real. E-mail addresses and last names have been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake), but we have NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.


Sick, Disenfranchised Puppies
From: (Phillip ------)
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001 00:24:41 -0500
Subject: Democratic Party

Anyone who would read this will surely never again vote for a Democrat. You are some sick puppies!

DU RESPONDS: We think you're absolutely right, Phil. The way things are going in this country, with ballots not counted and people getting turned away at the polls, it looks like Democrats may never again be able to vote at all.


New York Threats
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2001 14:01:31 EST
Subject: Fools, and disgruntled Commies

I hope I never see you people in New York cause this I promise you. I will spit in your faces. You people are everything that is wrong with this country. If you idiots would pick up a paper and read it, you would know that Bushs lead is growing in Florida. So may I say that you can all go fuck yourselves. I hope you have a terrible four year. I know how you morons feel cause for the last 8 yrs. I too haven't had a president. Now I will take a lot of joy in seeing you scumbags go thorough changes. Pray to God that I never run into you pricks in the streets.

DU RESPONDS: We here at DU can hardly contain our glee that your new Senator is Hillary Rodham Clinton.


Wow, We Haven't Heard THIS One Before...
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 09:55:05 -0500
Subject: Please change your name

You really should be called the socialist underground..since obviously you have nothing but disdain for the capitalist system that this country was founded on...

DU RESPONDS: blah blah blah socialist blah blah disdain blah blah capitalist blah blah blah yawn.


Foolishly Partisan Whacko
From: <No name specified>
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 04:48:37 -0500
Subject: Youguysarefuckingpathetic

I have never seen such a plethora of foolishly partisan whackos in my life. You people really need to learn what fuels an economy, what is right and wrong, and who the enemy is. Pathetic.

DU RESPONDS: What DOESN'T fuel an economy: Massive tax giveaways to fat-cat Republican campaign contributors. What is wrong: Stealing an election. Who the enemy is: You.


Liberals Smell
From: <No name specified>
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 06:29:05 -0500
Subject: none. liberals suck.

because you're all idiots, hypocrites, and you smell bad.

DU RESPONDS: Yeah? Well you've got a big nose, and cooties, and you pick your nose. And eat it.


Important Clarifications
From: (Andrew ----)
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 16:22:52 -0800
Subject: (no subject)

While I do not agree with a whole lot, or at all, with the content of your website, I still come here for shits and giggles. As a lifelong Republican, and a listener of Rush no less, I've heard it all before. You are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it may be. All the more reason for education reform.

I have 3 points to make though.
#1 Rush Limbaugh is not fat anymore.
#2 George W is not stupid, just wait and see.
#3 On your most recent conservative idiot list, you listed Dan Quayle as #4. I'm not saying he shouldn't be on the list, however in your explination you said, "Dan shoots into third place." He can't spell, you can't count. Call it a wash and let him be.

Thats all I have to say. Nothing stupid like some of the other mail you get, but hey, there are morons everywhere.

DU RESPONDS: Thank you for the important clarifications. It's nice to know that SOMEONE out there has the (Rush is fat) integrity and courage to inform us of such heinous mistakes as we strive daily to bring you totally accurate reporting (Rush is fat). We can only pray that our credibility has not been totally destroyed by (Rush is fat) these monumental journalistic errors.


Actually, Right Wingers are Cheating
From: <No name specified>
Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2001 20:12:55 -0500
Subject: You losers

Because we right wingers are winning and you can't handle it. We own the presidency, the house and the senate and just wait till Ashcroft gets done investigating the slime of the last 8 years. Tee hee.

DU RESPONDS: Yep, you "own" the Presidency alright. You paid for it fair and square.

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