Certificate of live bait

[n2doc]

When finally we establish once and for all that Obama was not born of HUMAN MAN AND WOMAN, but rather Protoplastic Asteroid Invasionites, then the Supreme Court can rule that his first term never technically happened. John McCain can be hastily sworn in for a rapid-response do-over and who-knows-what-all fun will ensue.

Donald Trump, of course, is carrying the torch of Strange Theories through the darkness of the Republican Party these days, and of course, as alien life forms go, I think we have a compelling instance of Takes One To Know One here.

Republican politicians have mostly adopted the coy formulation that they didn’t actually SEE Obama materialize in Kenya from the smoking crater of the Space Attackers, so they don’t want to “tell voters what to think.” This can be shortened to not wanting to “tell voters to think.” Should be an interesting campaign, though I’m not sure they have fully anticipated Obama’s still-concealed Shape-Shifting powers.

By Tom Toles | 08:00 AM ET, 04/18/2011
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/tom-toles/post/certificate-of-live-bait/2011/04/15/AF2mOZjD_blog.html

[jpak]

1. Trump is really a shoggoth in a Donald suit

a moran shoggoth

yup

[Erose999]

2. I was gonna say he's probably Xenu. The Republicans will make America operate like

scientology everyone stays poor and oppressed until they can pay Trump a fee to move up to the next "operating Thetan" level. Once you get up to the $2 million cost of "Operating Thetan Level Delta Tango Cheney" you get free complete healthcare, a good pension, and a nice tote bag.