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Onion headline I'd like to see: "Conservative group demands to see Jesus' birth certificate."

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mistertrickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:22 PM
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Onion headline I'd like to see: "Conservative group demands to see Jesus' birth certificate."
Edited on Sun Dec-26-10 02:36 PM by mistertrickster
"How do we know he was really born in Bethlehem?" they wonder.

"His father seemed to be some kind of low-skilled migrant worker," groused one. "Maybe they should have put up a fence."

"Oh, sure, his supporters point to The Bible," said a spokesperson who requested anonymity because of upcoming litigation. "But that's merely the scribes' copy that's posted on the internet. Where's the 'vault copy' and why do they refuse to divulge it? Huh? What are they trying to hide?"
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:23 PM
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1. Bwah! That's funny! nt
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alterfurz Donating Member (723 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:46 PM
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2. Jesus H. Christ
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-10 02:23 AM
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6. And another Bwah! nt
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 02:58 PM
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3. Jesus was not a Christian
He was Jewish, and a liberal at that
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 03:34 PM
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4. And probably not blond.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 07:45 PM
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-10 02:32 AM
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7. Joseph wasn't his real dad. His real father was Art, in Heaven.
Art sounds like a non-citizen... :evilgrin:
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