Herp derp durr hurr derp derp derp.

[WilliamPitt]

"If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that -- I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don't like them!"

-- Former Sen. Alan Simpson (R-WY), in an interview on Fox News, scolding the elderly for complaining about possible Social Security cuts.

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2011/03/08/quote_of_the_day.html

Durr.

[AtomicKitten]

1. Simpson is a quintessential old fart.

"Get off my lawn."

[JHB]

4. Quintessential old farts have nothing on Simpson...

The old farts at least have comedy value. He's just pure, wall-to-wall vile.

[hatrack]

2. Alan Simpson - making senile selfish bastards look good since 2010 . . .

:puke:

[Drale]

3. Its the young people's I's tells ya

they are destroying everything in America!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!! :sarcasm::rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Can't have nothing nice around the house, those damn kids!!!!!

"enema man"???????????????

[FSogol]

5. Who dresses this demented old man and pushes him out the door each day?

Can't he sit in his rocker at home and yell at the tv without someone reporting on his age-induced ramblings?

[Shandris]

6. The Ghost of Strom Thurmond, methinks (n/t)

[Sonicwall]

7. This is what Alan Simpson may look like

Or maybe this:

[a kennedy]

9. just saw him on C-SPAN also.....he is just an old man....

why does anyone listen to him. UGH.

[chill_wind]

10. Didn't he show up at the deficit commission hearings wearing his undershorts over his head?

Which was the style at the time..

[lapislzi]

11. and you kids get offa my lawn!

Makes Stadler and Waldorf genteel by comparison.

Actually, Will, for a moment, I thought you were channeling the Swedish Chef. Bork, bork, bork.

[zoechen]

12. Another appointed advisor to the president

Not only gets ignored but is thrown under the bus by (some of) the DU.

Nice.

[WilliamPitt]

16. Fail.

[LynneSin]

13. He actually makes Charlie Sheen's sound reasonable and understandable

and that's scary

[seabeyond]

14. i feel so bad. kids wrote thank you notes. they got into a pile while i waited for address. march

now

do i send them, or let everyone think my kids bad. right a little note saying my fault??? what

[Thunderstruck]

15. He hates his own grandchildren.

[msanthrope]

17. And get off his lawn!!!!! n/t