I got yet another Urban Dictionary definition published

[Rocknrule]

It's not up quite yet, but here it is:

Urban Dictionary: Second Amendment

What it is: The right to own firearms (originally created with single shot muskets in mind, not 30 round assault rifles), as stated by the U.S. Constitution.

What Republicans think it is: The absolute, God-given right to own any type or amount of firepower, up to and including nuclear weapons, and the right to gun people down in the streets for looking at you funny. Also, more important than the rest of the Constitution and the Bible put together.

"Obama doesn't realize that the Second Amendment gives me the right to carry rocket launchers, flamethrowers, Covenant fuel rod guns, and multiple AK-47s with extended clips in public. That's why I vote Tea Party."

[driver8]

1. Honored to be the first to recommend!!

That is great -- thanks for posting!

[WingDinger]

2. Far too much hyperbole. Second Ammendment, verb meaning to kill half your population

so as not to be required to carry some form of health insurance.

Used in sentence: We should second ammend their commie asses.

[Rocknrule]

3. I earlier posted a definition of "communist" as well

I'm too lazy to look it up now but my definition was basically "anyone who disagrees with a Republican"

[Electric Monk]

4. This should be interesting

:popcorn:

[here_is_to_hope]

5. Did you start early today?

Recently harvest?
Homebrew?
Help me out here!

[TheWraith]

6. So, I trust now that you're going to smash your computer, right?

After all, the First Amendment was created when we only had feather quills, parchment, and simple printing presses. Therefore anything which comes after is automatically not protected.

Or maybe we can dispose of that little bit of nonsense?

[Rocknrule]

7. I think alot of you don't realize

that this was meant to be tongue in cheek

[xchrom]

8. Awesome. nt