Shiver Me Timbers: Gay Pirates Invade Tampa Bay !!!!

[marmar]

Just when you think the Mad-Dog Right can't get any crazier...... :crazy:



from Sadly No!, via AlterNet:



GOP Official: Gay Pirates Are Invading Tampa!


Eugene Delgaudio, a Republican official in Virginia’s Loudon County, best known for claiming that gay TSA agents were getting their jollies patting down male passengers’ junk, is sending out a letter to his constituents claiming that radical homosexual pirates have invaded Tampa Bay, Florida, and are roaming the streets. My bags are packed and I’m hopping the first flight to Tampa with my copy of “How To Talk Like A Pirate” safely tucked under my arm. What fun! I am particularly looking forward to some of the novel uses one might make of a parrot during a gay encounter with a pirate.

January 29th is the 106th annual Gasparilla Pirate Fest in Tampa Bay, Florida. By all accounts it is quite some event, opening with a real live pirate ship docking at port, and literally hundreds of people in pirate costumes “invade” the city in groups called “krewes” The event is a full two weeks of seemingly family oriented events

When I think of family-oriented events, real live pirates are pretty much the first things that pop into my mind. Nothing brings a family together like kidnapping, robbery on the high seas, plank-walking, rum-drinking, some fitful sodomy, and, of course, the occasional lash.

But in recent years Radical Homosexuals have been intent on turning it into a two week alcohol fueled display of public debauchery. Organizers started by purposefully making the parade route zig-zag so no one could call it a “straight parade.”

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The complete piece is at: http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/469676/gop_official%3A_gay_pirates_are_invading_tampa!/

[Botany]

1. I might be speaking out of turn being that I'm a straight guy but ......

...... I don't think the gays are waiting to get a chance to date Eugene.

BTW if you don't like going to events w/ gay people then don't go .... :dunce:


<Word is that Radical Homosexuals have infiltrated as event organizers to promote homosexual events that are
designed to prey upon unsuspecting college students by enticing them to join their “krewes” and help build parade
floats in exchange for free alcohol. When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates
whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually.> :wow:

[givemebackmycountry]

2. I LOVE Gay Pirates!

Quick question?
When was the last time you encountered a "radical homosexual"?
What does that even mean?

"You WILL watch Sex and the City 2 and you WILL like Carries shoes!"
"NOOOOOOOO, you radical homosexual! I'm watching football"!

Some people, I swear.

[AndyTiedye]

3. In Other News, Tampa Bay's Flagging Tourist Industry Rebounds

[targetpractice]

4. Gay Pirates (the video)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA

I guarantee you'll love this song by Cosmo Jarvis.

[Dappleganger]

5. They need to bring this over to St. Augustine...

You can ride a pirate ship which SINGS! We've sat atop the Bridge of Lions before waiting for the ship to go through and listened to them, they are amazing! St.Augustine has a very strong pirate movement there (a pirate museum is nearly completed) and they would bee quite welcome. I LOVE my freaky first city. :)

[flvegan]

6. We wouldn't have it any other way.

I welcome our new gay pirate overlords!

[Divine Discontent]

7. we thank you, and will pillage your people last...

or first, however you prefer. ;)



(these types of stories always make me think, is THIS all these people have to worry about??? Gay Pirates?)

[Historic NY]

8. Them pirates ought to make him walk the plank.

[HEyHEY]

9. Yar, Billy, have you ever had your fishstick battered at sea!?