Tea Party Launching Sexy New Magazine To Save America, Publishing

[meegbear]

Does that special someone in your life (unwanted grandparent in the Midwest) need a fun new magazine subscription to go along with Reader’s Digest Large Print Edition and that weird brochure from NewsMax? Well get your checkbook ready because TEA PARTY REVIEW is gonna drop at CPAC, sneetches, and it’s packed with flava such as some old wire photo of Sarah Palin speaking at that thing last year, and a hawt new feature called “Meeting the Editor,” and some otha stuff, nobody really knows … oh wait, we mean, “and even a comic strip about a Tea Party congressman dealing with the Red Chinese.” Man this is better than any dang old free subway paper full of horror-scopes and those Armenian sisters for $40 on that faggy iPad, no?

Somebody emailed us a press release from this thing for some reason:

"There’s a profile of the first Tea Partiers elected to statewide office, a look at key figures in history such as Alexis de Tocqueville and Booker T. Washington, and even a comic strip about a Tea Party congressman dealing with the Red Chinese," Pierson noted.

The "Tea Party Review’s team of writers, artists, and editors reflect the diversity of the movement, including individuals from all over the country incorporating a wide variety of backgrounds. The magazine includes people who’ve never contributed before to a national magazine, along with people who have written for major publications like the Chicago Defender and The New York Times."

Yeah, who is that black person Tea Partiers can mention? Booker T. and his famous peanut butter! Also let’s give it up for the Chicago Defender, whatever that is …

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http://wonkette.com/437395/tea-party-launching-sexy-new-magazine-to-save-america-publishing

[sufrommich]

1. It's really amazing that this "people powered" movement is

so media savvy isn't it? So did they take up a collection to finance the magazine?

I would love to see who the real money is behind this one.

[tomg]

2. "The Red Chinese"

ooooooh. Scary. The Communist Menace. That's a phrase I haven't heard in a long time.

[KansDem]

3. "Power to the people...not the government?"

The government is the people...or should be. What I've come to realize is that American corporations have been bad-mouthing "the government" for decades now, so low-information voters will keep voting against their best interests and for the corporations.

And as we've witnessed in recent years, American corporations couldn't care less for the American people.

Do these tea-baggers really believe American corporations have their best interests at heart? :crazy:

[RKP5637]

6. Unfortunately they are so dumbed down they don't even know the difference as

they consistently vote in their worst interest, speaking of the lost generations, they are champions illustrative of the art of manipulative propaganda. In my early years of corp. life the corps. I worked for did care about employees and the country, but anymore that has been long lost IMO. Some still do, but IMO they are far in the minority today. IMO Reagen and his herd can be thanked for much of it ...

[onehandle]

4. Ugh. nt

[Shandris]

5. Wait, they think these uneducation, anti-education, anti-intellectual nitwits...

...are going to READ a magazine? With...actual INFORMATION in it?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Right. It'll be lining Spike the Pit Bull's favorite peeing area in 20 seconds flat.

I must admit, it scared me for a moment. It almost made me think I was going to lose my favorite snarky retort to conservatives. "OH, I'm not surprised you weren't aware of that. They hide information like that in things called 'books'."

[Stevenmarc]

7. Spell Checkers need not apply

[spanone]

8. where's the sexy?

[gratuitous]

10. The centerfold is on the cover

All I can surmise is that if you don't get it, you don't get it.

[Initech]

9. Hot Naked Chicks And World Report. Top story: SHIT SUCKS!

[Erose999]

11. Sarah Palin asked if the nudity would be "tasteful" and they told her ...

that if she found anything distasteful she could just cover it with nacho cheese or BBQ sauce.

[RedCloud]

12. "Wanted: spell chickers and people who can type big words".

[RedCloud]

13. "Tea baggers are proud to tea bag."