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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:11 AM
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He's a dead guy. A fucking Dead Guy. He's been dead for the better part of a decade.
Tomorrow is shaping up to be a bad day for lots of DU'ers. It won't be for me, and here's why: He's a dead guy.

When I have a job to do, a job that's been assigned to me by someone superior to me, I do the job. I don't bitch about it; I do the fucking job.

Our job, nay the job of our elected representatives, from Mayors to Governors to Congresscritters to the President is to clean up the mess that the Dead Guy left. Let's get on with the work and stop the bitching, the wailing, and the gnashing of teeth.

If tomorrow is going to be a bad day for you because of the way the M$M will be celebrating the life of a fucked up dead guy, I say turn off your TV. Go fishing. Go walking. Ride your bike or walk your dog. Walk your fucking cat if you want. Just turn it all off until Monday. Live in Seattle? Go for a ferry ride. I used to ride the Mulkiteo/Clinton ferry for hours on end when I lived on Whidbey Island. Live in Long Beach? Take the Water Taxi somewhere. Get away from it all is what I'm saying. Put it out of your mind, and avoid anything that takes you to where they're celebrating the dead guy's birthday.

What I can't say though, is if you're looking for a safe haven from the dead guy worship, come to DU. I can't say that because there will be a HUNDRED threads on DU tomorrow dedicated to the dead guy, in GD alone. A hundred or more in GDP. Probably more than a few in The Lounge as well. So if you're looking for refuge tomorrow from the flash flood of dead guy worship... DU won't be the place for you. DU'ers as a whole will be obsessed with the dead guy tomorrow and it will show by the number of threads deadicated to the dead guy, multiplied by the number of posts in those threads.

He's a dead guy. We can't reach into his grave, take him by his dead throat, and wring sense into him or change his outlook on life. What we CAN do though, is remember that he's a dead guy, and resign ourselves to the task of fixing the things he fucked up. That task could be comparable to cleaning a catbox with our teeth, but it is what it is. Fixing a dead guy's fuck ups is never an easy thing.

Stand tall tomorrow DU'ers. Stand tall, face the right direction, and move forward. We can do this in SPITE of the dead guy and those who want to celebrate his shitty life. It'll take some work, but I'm confident that DU'ers can do it.

I'll pledge right here and now that I won't click on ANY dead guy threads tomorrow, if I come here at all, no matter WHO starts them. Remember "let it sink"? Let dead guy threads sink tomorrow. Join me in boycotting the dead guy. You'll go to bed tomorrow night happier than you would be had you participated in hating a dead guy.

I love my DU friends. Take this rant for what it's worth... just another drunken ramble from some screwed up drunk person who cares not a whit about most dead people.

And have a Wonderful Day tomorrow. Make it so.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:35 AM
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1. I could actually give a rat's about the Ray-gun media blitz
I really have no trouble turning it all off....TV drives me crazy anyway and I hate football!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:41 AM
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2. GO PACKERS...phuck the dead guy
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:44 AM
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3. Steelers 42-10. Troy gets 2 int's, 6 tackles, and a fumble recovery, thus becoming MVP.
I have a hunch.
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:50 AM
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4. I almost forgot... PHUCK the dead guy! n/t
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somone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:10 AM
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13. Yes. Go Packers!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 03:50 AM
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5. Really? So every GD and GDP Reagan post'll be worshiping him?
Really? And how do you how this is going to happen? Did someone post he wasn't such a bad guy, and thus, singlehanded shows that the entire forum is to be overrun with pro-republican/Reagan posts?

Links?
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 12:09 PM
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15. He did not say every post
but there will be some. :shrug:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 04:26 AM
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6. Dude, decaf.
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Kceres Donating Member (839 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 05:58 AM
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7. Turning into the "Puppy Bowl" myself.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 07:41 AM
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8. I am reminded...
of an old verse about Clive of India:

What I like about Clive
Is that he is no longer alive.
There is a great deal to be said
For being dead.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 07:42 AM
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9. Oh I thought you were talking about Osama bin Laden...
You can have wars for a dead guy too.
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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:13 AM
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10. Another mindless follower. Does what he is told and
proud of it no matter what it is. "When I have a job to do, a job that's been assigned to me by someone superior to me, I do the job. I don't bitch about it; I do the fucking job." Yea that helps things along quite nicely. Don't complain, keep your mouth shut.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:57 AM
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11. REAGAN SMASH!



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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:07 AM
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12. 'let it sink' was one of the most despicable 'movements' ever seen on DU.
If we're all supposed to rise above something, it should be that.
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obliviously Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 12:02 PM
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14. Poor Michael Jackson!
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