Fake Doctor Injected Cement and Fix-A-Flat Into Patient's Butt

[Poll_Blind]

Above is a picture of the 'doctor'

From http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910">BBC:

A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mix of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was detained in Florida on Friday and charged with practising medicine without a licence and causing serious bodily injury.

The woman, who paid $700 (£446), later suffered with abdominal pain, infected sores and flu-like symptoms. Police photographs suggest that Oneal Morris may have had a similar procedure done on himself.

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Sergeant Bill Bamford, from Miami Gardens Police, said that when the pain had become too much Oneal Morris had told the woman: "Oh don't worry, you'll be fine.

"We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out."

Much more at the link- if you can take it!

Also at http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/11/fake_doctor_injected_cement_an.php">Miami New Times (among others)

I know women with big asses who want small asses and women with small asses who want big asses. What this country needs is a safe ass-swapping program where people can trade asses freely and reach assilibrium.

PB

[malaise]

1. You forgot the super glue part of this madness

Heard this watching Florida news and nearly choked laughing.

[Poll_Blind]

4. I couldn't snare it in the alloted excerpt space and wanted to save some twists and turns for..

...those who followed the link.

Yeah. Pretty much a nightmare. It's actually really difficult for me to believe this shit goes down!

PB

[malaise]

16. I can't believe anyone is that stupid and I don't mean

the con artist.

[Poll_Blind]

17. I guess neither of us would really believe the ugly things people do to be 'beautiful'. nt

PB

[csziggy]

9. Super glue is the most legitimate medical treatment used by this quack

CA (Cyanoacrylate) glue was in veterinary use for mending bone, hide, and tortoise shell by at least the early 1970s. The inventor of cyanoacrylates, Harry Coover, said in 1966 that a CA spray was used in the Vietnam War to retard bleeding in wounded soldiers until they could be brought to a hospital. Butyl cyanoacrylate has been used medically since the 1970s outside the US, but due to its potential to irritate the skin, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration did not approve its use as a medical adhesive until 1998 with Dermabond.<10> Research has demonstrated the use of cyanoacrylate in wound closure as being safer and more functional than traditional suturing (stitches).<11> The adhesive has demonstrated superior performance in the time required to close a wound, incidence of infection (suture canals through the skin's epidermal, dermal, and subcutaneous fat layers introduce extra routes of contamination),<11> and final cosmetic appearance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanoacrylate#Uses

[DesertFlower]

2. lol. my sister in law used to get the

fat sucked out of her stomach and injected into the lines around her mouth. i, myself chose collagen.

[babylonsister]

3. omg, this is just so wrong in so many ways! nt

[Aerows]

5. OMG

I certainly wouldn't trust someone with a behind that looks like that to "fix" mine!

Is that attractive to anyone?

[Poll_Blind]

7. As long as they're naturally-grown, there are no bits of a lady I find unattractive.

There's just somethin' about ladies. Hard to describe.

The sexiest ladies I've ever known were the ones most comfortable with their bodies, whatever their shape.

PB

[Aerows]

11. That doesn't look natural to me n/t

[Poll_Blind]

12. I knew a lady with that exact shape, slightly bigger bust.

That shape is out there in the wild, guaranteed.

PB

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. 'out there in the wild'. lol

[Obamanaut]

6. Mentioned at these several earlier threads as well ->

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=439&topic_id=2342892

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=439&topic_id=2349067

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=439&topic_id=2343839

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=439&topic_id=2348657

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Sir Mix-A-Lot is now a cement mixing company?

There are so many things wrong with this story (starting with that picture), I hardly know where to start.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. I saw that, and I got SPRUNG! or sompin'.

Whoa...strange days indeed.

[redqueen]

14. Counter proposal: Less focus on ass shape as being important.

In fact, how about just less focus on superficiality in general?

Radical idea, I know.

[SomethingFishy]

23. Bingo... Too much media telling women what they should

look like and too many men and women buying into it. When vanity becomes so important that you feel the need to be cut open or injected it's time to rearrange your priorities.

[baldguy]

15. The scary thing is: she's probably done this before.

[PCIntern]

18. Now lemme ask you a question:

This lady walks into the hotel room or wherever she has managed to rent a room, and tell you that she's a doctor. That alone would have me on edge...haven't seen many MD's or DO's with this appearance lately. But the night is young...

[JVS]

22. I don't think anyone is getting fooled here.

I suspect that everyone involved knows that they are engaging in some hazardous back alley "not legally practiced medicine" kind of shit.

[formercia]

19. Hey, if you have a flat Ass, what better thing to use than Fix-a-Flat?

Goes widout sayin' :rofl:

[undeterred]

27. Or if you want a flat ass...

You can see that there is a certain logic at work here, as perverse as it is.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

20. How is it really all that much worse than what you are allowed to inject into people?

Well, ok, cement would be heavy, but still

[JVS]

24. Because it's construction grade, not medical grade materials.

If you're getting a heart stint or valve you don't go to the hardware store and rummage through plumbing and wires. Even oxygen is sold in industrial and medical grades. Impurities that wouldn't matter at all in some applications can be dangerous when used medically.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

28. I made a funny

Obviously I get it, but I'm against alot of the whole nip/tuck shit

[Arkansas Granny]

21. And did this surgery take place in a garage? That's where you would find

all of the ingredients used.

[undeterred]

25. "back-alley ass enhancement"

Good grief.

[Gin]

26. gives a whole new meaning to "hard ass"

wonder how he managed to create that big...big..ass...

has to be padding.