Republicon's ASTEROID diversion will obscure Squirmy Hermy newser

[SpiralHawk]

'Tis a nasty naughty thing to arrange have an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier fly by the earth at the very hour your Paragon of Moral Excellence - Hermy Cain (R) is about to explain to the world what Republicon Family Values is all about at a so-called news conference.

Even extraterrestrial aliens would raise their eyebrows (if they had them) at this dastardly Republicon diversion from rEAliTy.

Coincidence, or occult Republicon darkside black ops distractory plot?

We speculate, you cogitate.


Giant asteroid to pass close to Earth Tuesday
Source: CNN

- An asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier will pass Earth to within eight-tenths of the distance of the moon Tuesday, the closest approach to Earth of an object this size in more than 30 years.

The closest approach will occur at 6:28 p.m. ET when the asteroid passes within 202,000 miles of our planet, NASA said.

The space agency classified the asteroid as a "potentially hazardous object."

If the asteroid were to crash into Earth, it could cause a 4,000 megaton blast and a magnitude 7.0 earthquake, according to scientists at Purdue University. If it fell into the ocean, it could cause a 70-foot high tsunami within 60 miles of the crash site, the experts said.

Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/08/us/asteroid-flyby/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Harasstroid?

Long Dong Herman Rides Again and Again and Again and Again.

[SpiralHawk]

3. "Harummph. mASSively unFUNny. Grump." - Clarence T. (R - Harasser)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mkQODQfOMic/TT5GJ-9buJI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/pBvqWjiqoOY/s1600/clarence+thomas.jpg

[Hubert Flottz]

6. And now...

He'd like to screw America!

[redqueen]

2. Its as big as two aircraft carriers, actually. (nt)

[SpiralHawk]

10. "Did somebody say aircraft carrier? My speciality." - xCommander AWOL (R)

[pintobean]

4. It must have a lot of iron in it

so it can be controlled by the electromagnet they placed on the moon.

[whistler162]

5. Today the price of ALCOA shot up on announcement of

significantly higher earnings from hat sales!

[Ship of Fools]

7. Nah ... look closer ... look--it's the mother ship.

[RegieRocker]

8. Conspiracy hoopla. They now have the power to direct asteroids do they?

I prefer to know if one is coming.

[get the red out]

9. Mitt will NOT let it hit!

He prefers Herman squirmin'.

[SpiralHawk]

11. What if today's HarASSteroid hits the RNC's Occult Black-ops Dirty-trick Bunker?

Do you think the Republicons have a contingency plan for that? Maybe they'll hit the mute button on Buddy Valentine, I mean Hermy? Hmmmm?

[SpiralHawk]

12. Radar image of HarASSteroid Hermy (R)

From Fox Propaganda (R) queerly enuf, of all strange sewerces which could, um, dump the data, so to speak.

Will be wiffing by the Earth super stinking close at 6:28 EST


http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/11/08/asteroid-close-call-with-earth-have-no-idea/