Hasn't Mexico suffered enough?!1 Jesse VENTURA applying for MX citizenship

[UTUSN]

Let's see, where to start with the current events/GD related jokes: The hackneyed old joke in Mexico was, "Poor Mexico, so far from God and so near the United States!1

How about, "Andy ROONEY's retirement lasted less than a KARDASHIAN marriage!1" Ba-dahm-bahm!1



So VENTURA's understanding of the law is to petition to it with the expectation that it will break his way and that if it doesn't his subordination to it is PFFT!1 Very like O'LOOFAH's understanding of the law.

So his dull thud of a voice will be battering Mexicans parttime with us over here.


Note to Mexicans: You have the key to getting rid of him:: Just encourage him to bring some kind of action under Mexican law ---THAT'll fix him!1 Yaas, does Jesse know that over there you're presumed guilty until you prove yourself not -- and good luck with that -- ?!1 But, oh well, he's surely got personal wealth, so he'll do fine over there...

Unfortunately (for us), he's still dual here!1 But maybe if he receives some final, no-appeal court ruling he'll find the balls to get rid of the "dual" part.

By the bye, "balls" is the translation of the "cojones" word that Quitter PALIN, that oh-so-gawdly-person, and other Tuff-Tawkin' John WAYNE chickenhawks love to use. Do they and their Pharisaical supporters know it means BALLS or TESTICLES when it passes their lips?!1

Can you imagine the Wingnut 'Bagger din of outrage if some ethnic minority member, instead of a big White S.e.A.L. dude, said he refuses to stand for the national anthem?!1

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http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-11-04/jesse-ventura-mexico/51073828/1

Jesse Ventura, miffed by court, says he's off to Mexico

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) – Former Minn. Gov. Jesse Ventura is so upset by a judge's ruling on his airport security lawsuit that he says he'll apply for dual citizenship so he can spend more time in his beloved Mexico.

Ventura sued the federal government in January, alleging that airport scans and pat-downs amounted to unreasonable search and seizure. A district judge in St. Paul threw out his lawsuit Thursday, ruling it should have been filed in a Circuit Court of Appeals.

On Friday outside the federal courthouse in St. Paul, with a crew from his "Conspiracy Theory" cable TV show filming, Ventura said he hadn't decided whether to continue pressing his lawsuit.

But the former Navy SEAL said he had lost his patriotism, and would "never stand for the national anthem again."

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[Gman]

1. Can't say I blame him

but once he gets there, he won't like what's going on there. There are better, less dangerous countries to go to.

[MADem]

2. The lawsuit was not thrown out due to merit, it was because he went to the wrong court....

And he's going to leave because he filed in the wrong place?

He's an idiot.

A district judge in St. Paul threw out his lawsuit Thursday, ruling it should have been filed in a Circuit Court of Appeals.

[Shagbark Hickory]

3. He'll now be included in Mexico's universal healthcare system.

[Aerows]

7. I know

I don't blame him for that.

[leveymg]

4. Jesse got drop-kicked in the head once too often, or something.

He doesn't even need to apply for Mexican citizenship. He can just buy a house down there, show that he has a source of funds to live on, and they'll hand him a border-crossing card. Thousands of Americans like him retire to Mexico every year.

[demosincebirth]

5. He should stay here and fight for his so-called, progressive beliefs as a democrat and

stop denouncing the democratic party as being no different than the republicans. Speaking against both parties won't change a thing. You must pick you side, Jessie, to make change.

[UTUSN]

6. Correcto-mundo. This is his m.o., "dual" instead of picking unequivocably. n/t