Sarah Palin-Frankenstein

[NightWatcher]

Sam Seder and Pap are covering this phenomenon on this week's Ring of Fire radio show.

She was created out of parts:
She's a woman, so she'll get the women who would vote for Hillary.
She's got (how many) kids, so she'll get the independent soccer mom vote.
She likes to shoot things, she'll get the right wing NRA vote.
She's cute, she'll get the horny old guy vote.

Things were looking good for the Koch's and her other creators, but then all of a sudden...
BOOM! The monster's broken loose and is stomping through town scaring little kids and furry animals.
TLC cancelled her "show" after horrid ratings and an even worse reception from the masses ( Did you see her take ten shots to kill a scared reindeer?)

So, does Dr. Frankenstein kill his monster to end the madness?
Nope, he tries to rehab the monster's PR and show that she's not really a scary monster.

[Mr Generic Other]

1. the monster's

gone rogue.

[IDemo]

2. A blind man spills hot soup in her lap

And she releases a painful-to-watch video to complain about it.