Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe

[DavidDvorkin]

An accidental release of highly dilute homeopathic waste from a research institute in Swindon has lead to calls for the centre to be shut down. Plant operators have admitted responsibility for massive safety blunders after a spilled drop of an enormously dilute test product was cleaned by a caretaker, and in complete disregard of all safety procedures, allowed to enter the water system after he emptied his mop bucket down the drain.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/09/homeopathic-leak-threatens-catastrophe/

[SpiralHawk]

1. Whooopeee!!! Let the healing commence !!!

This will undoubtedly be beneficial for all humanity.

With luck, it might even open the Minds of some of the the Poor Twisted-Soul So-called 'Scientists' who are so Pathetically & Tragically Enmeshed in Materialism!

That's something every Enlightened Human Being must cheer!!!

[Odin2005]

7. Snake-oil and BS is "enlightening"? ROFL.

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[FLPanhandle]

17. Wait...you actually believe in this pseudo-science stuff?

Please tell me your post was just sarcasm.

No one here is that dumb.

[SidDithers]

23. ROFL...

Comedy gold.

Sid

[etherealtruth]

2. LOL

We get our drinking water from the Detroit River ... every substance known to humanity is in that River providing a homeopathic heaven ... that is why we never get sick in Metro Detroit

[edhopper]

3. My God!

The more it gets diluted in the water system, the stronger it will be.
When it reaches one particle in a trillion, it will devastate the population.

[MineralMan]

4. LOL.

Now the entire planet's water supply is contaminated 10,000X. The howwow! :rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

5. "Clearly if this reaches the sea, it’s game over." rofl.

Local Fire Chief, Boutros-Boutros Jones gave a frank account of the current situation; ‘We have to accept that we’ve lost the battle locally, two water treatment works may never be safe to use again, but the fight to contain this and prevent further dilution is still on. Clearly if this reaches the sea, it’s game over.’

:P

[Odin2005]

6. ROFL, too funny!

[FLPanhandle]

8. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

If it gets to the sea.... :rofl:

[DavidDvorkin]

9. I liked the part about locals being warned not to wash vegetables.

[X_Digger]

10. LOL K&R! n/t

[rucky]

11. It's nothing a little nuclear waste can't fix. n/t

[Rex]

12. .

Tagged as: alternative medicine, bad science, homeopathy, mumbo-jumbo, natural healing, news parody, news satire, parody, pseodo-science, satire, spoof news

[Johonny]

13. the problem with homeopathic waste is the more you try to dilute it

the stronger it gets. It's unstoppable.

[originalpckelly]

15. The problem with homeopathic medicines in the US is that they're next to real medicine.

In a Walgreens here I went I checked it out and what do you know, this BS is all over the place right next to real medicines...IN A MOTHERFUCKING DRUGSTORE!

[the_chinuk]

16. ROFLMAOALCOMB!!!! n/t k/r

[ZombieHorde]

18. Funny, and makes an interesting point at the same time. nt

[edhopper]

19. Wait!

Why don't they dump tons of the material into the water supply, thereby diffusing the potency.

[DavidDvorkin]

20. Why, that's brilliant, edhopper!

[edhopper]

21. You just gotta understand

the mumbo jumbo.
Thanks.

[SidDithers]

22. And no thread with homeopathy in it is complete without Homeopathic A&E...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

Great article. Thanks for posting. :thumbsup:

Sid

[SidDithers]

24. Kick for teh awesome...nt

Sid