Drunk Airplane Passenger Performs In-Flight Erotic Dance

[tawadi]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/27/drunk-airplane-passenger-_n_939278.html

Drunk Airplane Passenger Performs In-Flight Erotic Dance

First Posted: 8/27/11 09:44 PM ET Updated: 8/27/11 10:23 PM ET

A London-bound bmi flight was forced to return to Moscow Friday after a female passenger started performing a provocative one-woman show.

Fifteen minutes into the morning flight from Domodedovo Airport, cabin crew noticed a "woman was acting strangely and disturbing other passengers," reports The Moscow Times.

The drunk, 39-year-old woman from the Republic of Tatarstan in Russia was "in a state of insobriety, inconveniencing the passengers, taking off their glasses and dancing erotic dances," a spokesman for transport police was quoted as saying by Agence France Presse.

:crazy:

[tabasco]

1. Looking on my map for Tartarstan.

How much is a plane ticket?

[pinboy3niner]

10. Try looking right next to Friedfishistan

[scarletwoman]

12. It's to the east of Steakistan.

[Marr]

18. I think it's actually over near Gingivitistan.

[Arctic Dave]

2. Can you join the Mile High Club solo?

Maybe she needed to make money for cab ride from the airport?

[Kennah]

14. Absolutely. Anywhere in Denver.

[Arctic Dave]

17. Well played, well played. LOL nt

[MADem]

3. Good grief....they're drinking, they're dancing, they're peeing....

What the hell ever happened to sit down, shut up, eat your tasteless pretzels, drink your mean little beverage, and cross those fingers and hope the plane makes it to your point of disembarkation?

[jberryhill]

9. Pretzels?

You haven't been on usairways lately.

[MADem]

13. No, but I've been on plenty of "No Peanuts Because Some Kid Might Have an Allergy" airlines. NT

[RandySF]

4. If I was on the plane

I would have insisted they let her continue.

[scheming daemons]

5. I never get on the good flights

:sigh:

[AsahinaKimi]

6. I guess with all the crummy service

She decided to provide her own?

[donco]

7. Damn,no one

on that flight had a camera?Needa YouTube of the dance.

[progressoid]

8. No kidding.

This thread needs pictures!

[SheilaT]

11. I want a video of the dance.

Sigh. I'm old (63) and I was an airline employee from 1969 to 1979 and flew a LOT, mostly first class, essentially for free, when first class was really worth it.

Even the first class seats are closer together than they used to be, and the food is nothing like it used to be. Sigh. I've got to get over longing for The Good Old Days.

[blueamy66]

20. my Dad was an airline employee back in the day

and I LOVED First Class...hardly ever had to fly coach....

I long for the good old days as well.

china, glassware, silverware, salt and pepper shakers, warm cloths to wash your hands before you ate, chocolate sundaes for dessert, rolls, 4 courses, champagne before take off and free alcohol afterward....no free upgrades for snotty frequent fliers.....

:-)

[LetTimmySmoke]

15. "In a state of insobriety"

That's one way to put it.

[Stevenmarc]

16. Oh those zany Tartarstanians

[treestar]

19. Wonder why flights seem to land when anything like this happens

I mean this sounds annoying but why does it rate landing?

And this is not just an American thing either.

[jberryhill]

21. Because whether someone is drunk or crazy is not always clear

The last flight I was on where they decided to "take off with the drunk" had to re-route and make an emergency landing when the drunk threw up and then passed out in the aisle.

[Kennah]

22. For many young men, if there is a prospect for sex, they don't distinguish.

[pitohui]

23. there's no room for erotic dances on my flights

not even in business class!!!