Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina

[Playinghardball]

Source: RawReplay
By David Edwards

A “sex-crazed loser” stole a semi-truck and crashed it into the AdultMart in Brownhelm Township, Ohio Monday.

The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”

The Post Chronicle (NSFW) reported that the sex toy was this product (NSFW) by Pipedream.

Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model.

Watch this video from WOIO, broadcast Aug. 23, 2011


http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/08/semi-truck-crashed-into-ohio-adult-store-to-steal-800-vagina/

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AMAZING!

[socialshockwave]

1. ....what?

lol

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Well medical grade plastics are expensive.

[edbermac]

3. $800 for just the bottom half?

What a ripoff! For that price you should get the whole body. :sarcasm:

[seabeyond]

5. ah, yea... fuck a little plastic girl. what 9, 10? nt

[snooper2]

7. that's pretty fucking sick

[FedUpWithIt All]

16. +++++ Ugh, not glad i saw that. n/t

[rfranklin]

9. Plastic jailbait?

I think you can get arrested for looking at that photo.

[Union Scribe]

13. I know. I'm off now to melt my hard drive with a torch, lol.

[msanthrope]

11. Please consider removing that picture. It is out of bounds. nt

[Xithras]

32. Lol. I think it's just a mannequin.

I've seen sex dolls, including the really expensive ones, and they don't look like that. The hinging on the arms gives it away.

I'm pretty sure that's just a cheap store mannequin in a swimsuit.

[InkAddict]

4. Papa Loves Mama

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5370808186475024409#

[Erose999]

6. I always wondered what they did with the lower half of CPR dummies...

[Bozita]

17. Cops should be looking for clues from recent cases involving stolen Resusci-Annies.

Might be a connection.

[Horse with no Name]

8. LOL!

Bizarre.

[Beacool]

10. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while!!!!

I was showing the article to a coworker and we were laughing so loud other people started asking what was so funny. We told them that they didn't want to know.....

:wow:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

12. already my favorite story of the year...

[mikeytherat]

14. Leading contender for Headline of the Year.

If they somehow could have worked pirates, ninjas, or The Incredible Hulk into that story, it would have been perfect.

mikey_the_rat

[Union Scribe]

15. It's the fact he did it twice that makes this story so bookmarky.

This goes right up there with another headline I first saw here, "Man with dead weasel accused of assault." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43330041/ns/us_news-weird_news

[Aerows]

18. Somehow I missed that detail when reading the story

This is the second time he's crashed a vehicle into this store to steal a sex toy. Unbelievable. I guess he wore out the first one he stole.

[Beacool]

20. It doesn't say that it was the same man.

It just says that in 2009 a man crashed his car into the store and stole a cheaper model of this toy.

:evilgrin:

[Union Scribe]

22. Aw, hell. I glossed right over "a man" and read it as "the man"

Definitely NOT a contender now to dethrone the weasel story, but still good.

[Beacool]

36. Yep, it still is a good story.

:D

[formercia]

33. The first one started to smell really bad

:rofl:

[dtexdem]

19. Well, I hope the perpetrator now spends more time in the fake vagina, ...

and less time in vehicles. ;-)

[cliffordu]

24. Well....

:rofl:

[sarcasmo]

21. Some crave the Ipod and others crave the Vagina.

[cliffordu]

23. Fortunately, I crave both.

Just sayin'......

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[sarcasmo]

28. Is there an App for that?

[Warren DeMontague]

40. My robe, Antoninus.

My taste includes both ipods and vagina.

[Atman]

25. Dude, a Fleshlight is $24.

Why risk prison time just to masturbate? Holy fuck...don't you have a shower? WTF?

[struggle4progress]

26. That won't look good on his resume

:(

[lindysalsagal]

29. "Stop doing that, or you'll go blind, and crash your truck into an adult book store.!"

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

30. I guess he read the sign inside: "Thank you very much, come again."

[madinmaryland]

31. Wow! I guess he was really hard-up!

:hide:

Does this make him a hardened criminal???

[lindysalsagal]

34. MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

I'm gonna spew all over my keyboard!!!

Definitely a Duzy!

[xchrom]

35. 2 words you think never to referring to each other: fake & vagina.. Nt

[RagAss]

37. Well, we've officially hit rock bottom here. What's next.... inflatable sheep?

[guitar man]

38. Rec for the headline!!

He went to an awful lot of trouble to snatch it!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

39. The irony is, the truck was probably worth more than $800.

Perhaps he should have considered a trade-in.

[Warren DeMontague]

41. One's man "sex-crazed loser" is another's "motivated self-starter with upper management potential"

I mean, is shuffling into the store in a trenchcoat and paying the $800 for the plastic vagina really all that much better? :shrug: