Fox News Alert! /scary music, flashy graphics, zoom in on Hannity, "Fox News Alert,

[Fuzz]

the House remains in recess. . . . ."

It's one of those times where you will remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when that breaking news broke. I still have that shiver in my spine and I can't believe it happened and I was alive to see it. We do live in interesting times.

[Scurrilous]

1. ROFL

:thumbsup:

[gateley]

2. Oh noes! I missed history in the making! I so hope the video will

be available soon! I want to watch it and FEEL the drama!

:rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. This might backlash on the fox population

after all... viewers do know that Boeher IS a republican and he cannot get the votes from the Tea Party.

[csziggy]

8. The fox population around here is certainly suffering

They are thin and mangy.


Oh, wait - you meant FOX as in Faux Noise?


Never mind.

[DearAbby]

4. shit I missed it

I won't ever know what I was doing at that exact moment....can I make something up?


I was at the spa, getting a back rub by George Clooney...yeah that's the ticket.

[Blue Owl]

5. Meanwhile they're eating pizza

:eyes:

[Fuzz]

6. Shit, now I want pizza

[Dappleganger]

7. When the aliens really come and land in our backyard, how will we know it's an emergency?

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Am afraid they will take a good look

go back on board, and leave...

:-)

[Cresent City Kid]

10. Why don't they schedule breaking news so I can record it?

What color ribbons / bracelets are we using for this?

[arcane1]

11. Pizza is Italian, just like Mussolini. Romans crucified Jesus.

They are BETRAYING our supply-side Christian heritage!!!!111

[la la]

12. i've been watching shammity...

the last few nights ( yeah, i know - wth is wrong with me?//?? ) and he has been more out of control that i've even seen---last night- arguing with mccain-tonight with juan williams---he screams and shouts and carries on---and it's the same old schitt he always spouts- only louder and more out of control---i'm waiting for a stroke on camera---or at least a complete meltdown....lordy!

[Fuzz]

13. The guy spins so fast and so logically inconsistent plus the fact that sucking Satan's cock 24/7

must take a lot out of a person, so yeah, how much can a little demon take? Can't wait to see the hole open in the ground beneath him, start to swirl and a righteous voice calls out, 'Sean, this is Satan, welcome to hell where I shall make sweet love to you for eternity and btw, no lube and my dick is made of course sandpaper.' Then a commercial for buy my gold coins runs for the last. time. ever.