Has Your Congress Critter Ever Had Phone Sex? Have YOU?

[SoDesuKa]

I don't know if my Congressman has had phone sex. The next time there's a Town Hall, I think I'll show up and ask him, just to see the horrified look on his face.

Have I ever had phone sex? Ask me when I run for office. I think I'll practice looking horrified.

[gateley]

1. Don't know/kinda. nt

[Enrique]

2. phone sex is ok if you only talk about the missionary position

none of the kinky stuff.

[aquart]

3. No. Ask when was the last time they had phone sex.

[sakabatou]

4. IBTL

[LiberalLoner]

5. Don't know/yes. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

6. I tried phone sex once

I couldn't resist laughing at some point. I don't know how some people get obsessed with it.

But I understand they do and I really don't make any value judgments against them. Sex is a VERY individual experience.

As long as no one gets hurt in the process, it's none of my business.

[notadmblnd]

7. Actually, I did a short stint as a phone sex operator

I tried it for about a month, but I wasn't a good actress.

[HopeHoops]

8. Does phone sex with your wife count?

[Aerows]

24. I think so

since the only time I did it was with my long-term girlfriend when I was out of town.

[tabbycat31]

9. I do not understand the allure of phone or cyber sex

I much prefer the real thing, but considering my luck with guys, who knows when that will happen again.

As for my Congressman-- love him to death but I don't think it's any of my business what his sex life is. As long as he does a good job representing the district (and he does) then I'm happy with him. If I'm not your sexual partner, I don't care about your sex life.

[alp227]

10. So let's just make phone sex illegal if it's something to be so ashamed about

Hell, to preserve everyone's dignity, let's just throw away the First Amendment and impose Victorian morality on everybody! :sarcasm:

Seriously, what's the point of having free speech if it can have such negative repercussions such as in the Weiner case?

[elocs]

11. Well, mine has never got on tv and lied about having phone sex

so at least in that very specific instance he is not a liar.

[madinmaryland]

12. I doubt it. Barbara Mikulski??

:rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

13. Who would have phone sex with Don Young? Eww...

ed. Deleted in an attempt not to incriminate myself. I'm getting a little old to run for Congress, but you never know.

[Crabby Appleton]

14. Have you ever been a "Peter Tweeter"?

[rateyes]

21. Geez....

that was funny! :rofl:

[SoDesuKa]

27. Standard-Issue Carrot

My equipment is pretty much standard-issue. I was in the Army, so I have lots of examples for comparison. Looks the same as everybody else's, nothing special.

However, I wouldn't welcome a transcript of any kind of private conversation, with or without an accompanying photograph. I think that would be very invasive whether I held elected office or not.

How about you? Is yours standard issue?

[TheKentuckian]

15. I wouldn't give a damn if he did and sure.

People's sex lives that I don't have sex with are none of my business and I don't care if they lie about things that are none of my business either because I have no right, reason, or desire to know.

Lie away. This is pretty similar to saying you don't have oral sex or whatever. None of my business.

[smokey nj]

18. I agree with you 100%.

[SoDesuKa]

20. Oral Sex Is Plain Vanilla

Oral sex is by now pretty plain vanilla. However, oral sex in a public place is adding some flavor.

Bill Clinton had oral sex while on the phone doing official business. Frankly, that's savoir faire.

[Scuba]

16. Ron "Sunspot" Johnson thinks "phone sex" means....

...(can't wait to hear the funnies DUers come up with!!!!)

[Whisp]

17. putting your phone on vibrate and stick it deep in your pocket

[GodlessBiker]

19. I have. What's the big deal? Public officials have sex drives. They can do what I do.

It isn't prostitution. It isn't with a minor.

I'm not going to hold a public official to a higher standard than I would hold myself.

[PeaceNikki]

22. Sensenbrenner!?!?

Where's the brain bleach aisle?

[Aerows]

23. Yes, and even worse...

... I've had lesbian sex... in person, with another consenting adult female!!!!

OMG.

[Fla_Democrat]

25. Don't know, yes, but...

it wasn't with my congress critter.






:smoke:

[Raine]

26. Jane Harman? I doubt it. Me? Yes I have

with my boyfriend. I'll admit it because I don't ever intend to run for office.

[SoDesuKa]

33. Jane Harman? Oh God, Jane! Oh Oh Oh God, Jane!

How'd you know I had a thing for Jane Harman? Some people just have a knack of knowing things. Jane Harman? Oh God Jane, Oh Oh Jane God Jane!!

[Raine]

38. LOL

:spray: I think that falls under TMI! :rofl:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. It's none of my damn business if I've had phone sex or not.

[JoePhilly]

29. I have.

Was in a long distance relationship many years back.

And I'm pretty sure that is we had Skype, we would have used it.

[yawnmaster]

30. I've never even seen my congressman, much less had phone sex with him. eom

[Horse with no Name]

31. I can believe Kay Bailey, Ralph Hall and John Cornyn had a threesome

creepy I know...but, it could happen!

[SoDesuKa]

37. Conference Call

I'm sorry, the Senator is on a conference call . . .

[bigwillq]

32. I have.

Don't really know about my elected officials.

Telling the truth is easy. Yes, it's only over the internet, but I would tell you to your face if you asked.

[Liberal Veteran]

34. DAE read this as: Has your congress critter ever had phone sex with you?

[SoDesuKa]

35. It Wouldn't Count Unless We Exchanged Pix

How am I going to know it's the real deal if I can't see your face? That's all I need. Show me some vulnerability!

I don't need commitment, just show me it's you.

[mmonk]

36. Phone sex isn't really sex. It's talk for people that don't

or teenagers with their parents' VISA card.

[jmowreader]

39. I kinda wish my congresscritter would have phone sex...

I somehow suspect Raul Labrador has no penis whatsoever.

[gkhouston]

40. What are you going to do if he asks for your number?

:evilgrin: