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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 03:47 AM
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Wonkette breaks the news of Track Palin's marriage:
Worlds Most Unfortunate Young Woman Joins Palin Family

In Alaska, tragedy has struck: Sarah Palins son Track (who is a person, not a Hot Wheels play set), married a young woman, officially making her a Palin and a part of the Arctics largest grifting operation. Around the world, people now grieve for her, as this is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to a person. Will she be forced to talk about how much she loves guns and, paradoxically, life on a reality teevee show? Will she be forced to get a new chin? Probably. Osama bin Ladens widows had this to say in a joint statement: As much as we wish death upon the United States, we stand together with and pray for the grieving people of America, who have lost an innocent woman to the Palin family at a tragic young age. May God be with you in your hour of need before He smites you.

I hope to never hear about them again for their sake. Snowballs chance??

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