CIA believes bin Laden acted alone (borowitzreport)

[pokerfan]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – After seizing an enormous cache of porn from his compound in Pakistan, the CIA said today that it now has a new theory about fallen al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

“It’s clear that Osama bin Laden acted alone,” said CIA director Leon Panetta. “And he spent most of his waking hours doing just that.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/14/based-on-huge-porn-stash-recovered-cia-believes-bin-laden-acted-alone

:rofl:

[TheWraith]

1. Well, he's been in that house for what, six years?

He can't go outside. No internet connection so he can't surf, or even kill time playing World of Warcraft. So really, what else is there left to do with your days? :rofl:

[cliffordu]

2. Really - the poor fucker couldn't even drink.....

[nilram]

3. And he had three wives...

so you know he needed to!

[cliffordu]

4. No shit.