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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 10:58 PM
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This just in! Osama bin Laden is

STILL DEAD!!!



We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...

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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 10:59 PM
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1. Doctors say his condition has stabilized and is not expected to deteriorate any further. n/t
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 11:01 PM
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2. Still valiantly clinging to death
What a fighter.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 11:07 PM
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3. He's been mostly dead all week
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 11:14 PM
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4. He's doing tequila shots in Hell with Generalissimo Francisco Franco
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 11:17 PM
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5. he has much in common
with Elvis.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-11 11:17 PM
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6. Yeah. But the status of "Least Worthy to Receive an Organ Transplant"
That still goes to Cheney.

But I guess they once again wiped out a #2.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 12:52 AM
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7. ...
:spank:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 12:56 AM
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8. Nice post, Chevy Chase.
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 04:18 AM
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9. And the more everyone talks about that, the higher Obama's approval numbers go.
Which is going to benefit us all in the long run.

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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 05:32 AM
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10. Oh, really?
Edited on Wed May-11-11 05:34 AM by Brigid
Then how come I just saw him on the TV machine?

Actually,I just posted the very same news in the Lounge without having seen this. I guess we both remember SNL in the old days. ;)
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 05:38 AM
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11. Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
When the end came for Kenobi, he was found not in the remote uncharted areas of Wild Space and the Unknown Regions, where he has long been presumed to be sheltered, but in a massive compound about an hour’s drive west from the Tatooine capital of Bestine. He had been living under the alias "Ben" Kenobi for some time.

The compound, only about 50 miles from the base of operations for the Imperial Storm Squadron, is at the end of a narrow dirt road and is roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area, which were largely occupied by Tusken Raiders. When Imperial operatives converged on the planet on Saturday, following up on recent intelligence, two local moisture farmers “resisted the assault force” and were killed in the middle of an intense gun battle, a senior Stormtrooper said, but details were still sketchy early Monday morning.

A representative of the Imperial Starfleet said that military and intelligence officials first learned last summer that a “high-value target” was hiding somewhere on the desert world and began working on a plan for going in to get him. Beginning in March, Lord Vader worked closely with a series of several different Admirals serving onboard the Death Star to go over plans for the operation, and on Friday morning gave the final order for members of the 501st Legion (known commonly as "Vader's Fist") to strike.

Kenobi and a group of his followers were eventually captured while fleeing the system, and taken aboard the Death Star, which was in the midst of surveying the recent environmental disaster on Alderaan. Darth Vader called it a “targeted operation,” although officials said four tie fighters were lost because of "mechanical failures" and had to be destroyed to keep them from falling into hostile hands.







In addition to Kenobi, two men and one wookiee were killed, one believed to be his young apprentice and the other two his couriers, according to an admiral who briefed reporters under Imperial ground rules forbidding further identification. A woman was killed when she was used as a shield by a male combatant, the Admiral said. Two droids were also reported missing.


http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 10:39 AM
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12. Mine got moved to the lounge the other day
Barely had 2 replies, lol.

What about Generalissimo Franco?

-Hoot
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