Barack Obama was a pirate — the most explosive picture yet!

[NYCGirl]

From Oliver Willis:

http://www.oliverwillis.com/2011/04/20/barack-obama-was-a-pirate/

From this New York Times story comes the most explosive picture of Barack Obama ever. This changes everything.




NY Times story:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/24/magazine/mag-24Obama-t.html?_r=3&hp=&pagewanted=all

[tanyev]

1. It's a secret Pastafarian Manchurian Candidate conspiracy!

I knew it.

[sharp_stick]

2. I knew Trumps "investigators"

would finally ferret out the truth. ;-)

[NYCGirl]

4. Yep. they don't get the big bucks for nothin'!

:rofl:

[young but wise]

5. LOL

[Tarheel_Dem]

6. >>>>

:rofl:

[vaberella]

3. Obama definitely looks like his mum's family. n/t

[kjackson227]

15. Yes, he does, especially his granddad on his mother's side...

He doesn't look anything like his father.

[vaberella]

24. Yeah...the dad just donated the nice tan. Everything is all from his mum's side.

But then his mum looks like her dad too. So...His features dominate. My mum has that affect in our family...my grandmother on my mother's side donated the most genetics wise.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

7. Aaargh!

[Raine1967]

31. Correction: bAaargh Obama! President bAaargh Obama! EOM

[tishaLA]

8. that NY Times story is great

I'd suggest everyone read it. Fascinating.

[NYCGirl]

10. Seems she was quite a remarkable woman. NT

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. Well that sure looks like a Somali-Kenyan-Indonesian pirate if I've ever seen one. nt

[treestar]

11. She looks so young there!

Great costume. Barack was the cutest kid - his kid pics always make me smile!

[Cali_Democrat]

12. Awwwww

[Avant Guardian]

13. Does this mean he was really born in Somalia?

Don't let Orly Taitz see this!

[Keith Bee]

14. Orly! Fly to Somalia! Quick!

K&R

[FrenchieCat]

16. W/t a one way ticket.....and she should take all of the "I want America to Fail" folks with her!

[ellie]

17. Look how adorable!

[Travelman]

18. Hope and aaarrrrrrrrr change!

I'm not sure he can ever live down this '70s Afro, though:




I think if I was Barack Obama, I'd spend some money trying to keep this from coming out, too! :rofl:

[Onlooker]

19. Ah ha! Finally proof that Obama isn't Kenyan, he's Somalian! n/t

[shellgame26]

20. Clearly he's holding that young woman hostage

This is a game-changer!

[toddwv]

21. That pic is NOTHING compared to what I've found!!!!!

A pic of an actual attack by the Dread Pirate Obama on an unsuspecting victim!!!!!



This is it! This is what the piraters have been waiting for!!

There's another change in the pic as well...see if you can find it. :D :D

[vaberella]

23. Yeah...but that's a photoshop manip. The above is the real thing.

Obama seriously looks like the brown carbon copy of his granddad. They are like exact replicas.

[AtomicKitten]

22. Shiver me timbers.

Ahoy, matey! Nice to see you.

k&r

[NYCGirl]

25. Aargh!

Nice to see you too, AK!

[Superstring]

26. Who knew many decades later

He would be the first president since Madison to directly approve the killing of pirates!

[Phx_Dem]

27. Amazing how much Malia looks like her grandmother!

[Phx_Dem]

28. Delete dupe post

[Canuckistanian]

29. It answers the question "Where are his bucaneers"?

Obviously, under his "buccan hat"

[bigwillq]

30. How cute.

:)