So much depends upon / a blockhead / covered with rain / water. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, from deep within the septic sludge he calls consciousness, is saying, "America, last night I had a dream. . . . I dreampt of a dangerous animal trying to sneak up on soft and harmless creatures in a field so that he might devour them with his flaming fangs of blood. . . . And he used a disguise, to make him look like one of the harmless creatures so that he might tear them from this life. And he snuck up on them and inflicted such carnage as anyone has ever seen!!!! . . . And do you know what the story meant, America? . . . Well, it's obvious, isn't it? . . . The dream was showing me that Obama thinks he has a new set of clothing, and everybody is slavishly telling him that, but that one little boy (that's me) who is dreaming knows he's really naked, and is not afraid to say so. . . . It's obvious as anyone can clearly see!!!"

[ClassWarrior]

1. Glennie's dreaming that he's a little boy and Obama's naked?

That explains a lot.

NGU.

[boobooday]

2. Does anybody know why he was threatening bunnies with a chainsaw

on his show last night?

[JuniperLea]

3. I hear tell that mass murderers often begin with small animals...

Beck clearly needs to get back on a professionals couch before he hurts himself, or another.

[skip fox]

4. "America, I cannot get over it . . . how the media screams and yells

that I am promoting violence. . . . Yet they won't attack Professor Piven for trying to destroy America. . . . Imagine!!! . . . Making up things about me using hate rhetoric while that witch yet lives!!!"

[boobooday]

5. Here's my caption

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, were you aware that a George Soros/Jane Fonda conspiracy is underfoot involving Malamutes orbiting in space broadcasting invisible Marxist laser beams into your children's brains? Are you just gonna sit there?

[woo me with science]

6. "beside the WHITE chickens."

You conveniently left out that the chickens are all WHITE!

WHITE CHICKENS, dammit!

[skip fox]

7. or "beside the albino fowl"

:)

[mercuryblues]

8. It

It is not my glasses that are on crooked, it's my head.

[skip fox]

9. "Evolution?. . . A hoax! . . . Global warming? . . . The dream of a wanker!!

Pollution? . . . Little Billy pissing in the woods!! . . . That's all. . . . That's ALL, America. . . . All the liberals want to do is take from the corporations and the rich and give to the indigent, the loafers, the criminals and terrorists, while they're destroying this country and the holy church. . . 'Tear everything apart!" is their inmost creed! . . . . Believe me, America. . . . They wouldn't let me say it if it wasn't true, now would they? . . . Use your head."

[skip fox]

10. "Just remember, America, once they called Chicken Little 'crazy' too!"