Which god was Boehner using for his oath?

[LiberalFighter]

[Kennah]

1. Probably the God of his Kenyan childhood

[emulatorloo]

2. Karl Rove

[annabanana]

3. Oh you know...

that yellow-orangey one.. extra hands to steal things with while holding golf clubs and drinks.

[butterfly77]

4. K&R..

[damntexdem]

5. Let's see: the Aztecs had a god of rain.

Did they have one of tears?

;-)

[valerief]

6. Chao Kung-Ming

The major God of Wealth is Chao Kung-Ming. Before the book of Feng-Shen Bang, Chao Kung-Ming had magic power and was in charge of wind, thunder and rain. Once he was also in charge of plague. That means he can save or take away people's lives. Later, he became a general of millions of ghosts. He had a black face, wore combat uniform with helmet, carried golden wheel and metal chain on the the back of a black tiger.

[HillWilliam]

7. The only god the orange boner prays to has a creed that goes:

On my honor
I will do my best
To take what they give me
And steal the rest!

[classof56]

8. Niiice!

Thank you!

[Ikonoklast]

9. God of Glenfiddich.

Boner partakes of His Holy Single Malt Sacrament every day at ten in the morning, religiously.

[bigwillq]

10. Jameson

:shrug:

[Ikonoklast]

11. Burn, Heretic!

:toast:

[Inchworm]

13. hehe

:spray:

:toast:

[backscatter712]

12. Mammon. n/t

[hayu_lol]

14. Hindu god of destruction...

SHIVA. It is the only one Bawling Boner knows.

[southernyankeebelle]

15. That isn't the god you and I know. It was the devil in sheeps clothing. You

know the weeper of the house is only caring when its himself.

[Mimosa]

16. Beelzebub! Or Pazuzu from The Exorcist. n/t.

[olegramps]

17. Lucifer?

[Cherchez la Femme]

18. Aqua-Buddha

[baldguy]

19. Supply Side Jesus, of course.

http://www.beliefnet.com/News/2003/09/The-Gospel-Of-Supply-Side-Jesus.aspx