Christine O’Donnell running because of 'God'

[LynneSin]

I'm guessing that God is listening more to the rest of Delaware that is praying this woman loses and goes away! She's still behind in the polls.


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http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1010/44114.html

Christine O’Donnell running because of 'God'

By ANDY BARR | 10/25/10 9:09 AM EDT
Delaware Republican Christine O’Donnell says “God is the reason” she’s running for the Senate.

“If I didn’t believe that there were a cause greater than myself worth fighting for, if I didn’t believe that it takes a complete dying of self to make things right in this election cycle, I would not be running,” O’Donnell said in an interview with the Christian Broadcast Network released Monday.

“God is the reason that I’m running,” she said.

O’Donnell says she believes prayer “plays a direct role in the campaign,” claiming a bump in the polls the day some of her supporters “had a prayer meeting for me.”

“I always ask, ‘Please pray for the campaign,’ ” she said. “ ‘Please pray specifically that the eyes of the voters be opened.’



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[Botany]

1. Too bad God didn't give her a brain so she could name one Supreme Court ...

..... case, one Democratic Senator, or have a 5th grader's knowledge of the US Constitution.

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

12. What can I say

We were running short on human brains that day. We thought the monkey brain we gave her would be sufficient. :rofl:

[PBS Poll-435]

17. If only she could obtain one of those fully-formed human brain from her local mouse.

Might help.

:shrug:

[awoke_in_2003]

37. a monkey brain...

would be an improvement.

[DesertFlower]

2. didn't god tell george bush to run?

i think god screwed up.

[Lasher]

3. Yes, that's true.

It's a wonder we got through those 8 years with no more damage than we got.

[Botany]

4. God told him to invade Iraq too.

All the German Soldiers had God is with us on their belt buckles too.

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

13. Dad said no such thing

The voices Chimpy heard in his head were not from Me or My Father. Perhaps from Satan, but you would have to ask him about that.

[Arugula Latte]

14. For being an omniscient ubiquitious invisible hovering deity

this god character sure is a f@#$-up.

[awoke_in_2003]

38. He is either omnipotent...

and a sadist, or not omnipotent and not worthy of worship.

[Arugula Latte]

39. or just nonexistent

which seems the most likely scenario to me.

[zulchzulu]

5. So she is saying God makes a lot of stupid decisions? She is a witch!

Where in her head is there any mention of thought?

[LynneSin]

No, God is just listening to the majority in the state

those of us praying she'll go away after she loses this election.

[zulchzulu]

19. She has plans to go away after losing in the election

After she pockets the millions from suckers who donated to her, she'll start a "foundation" and pay herself a couple million bucks and move back to Jersey.

[LynneSin]

22. I don't care what she does as long as it involves moving back to New Jersey

And I think the rest of Delaware can support that too!

[jberryhill]

31. Amen

There's no toll on the bridge in that direction. There's a bargain she should appreciate.

[Mumble]

6. God, apparently, loves witches....

...and only speaks through braindead republicans.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

35. that must be Lucifer?

[BootinUp]

7. I 100% sure that will result in more fools being separated from their money. nt

[Frustratedlady]

8. I wonder how much money she will siphon off the donations for her survival.

She seems to be pretty creative in coming up for reasons she took the money. I think she considers running for election nothing more than another job. Isn't that about all she's ever done? Must be lucrative.

[PBS Poll-435]

18. Eye of Newt isn't cheap. nt

[kestrel91316]

9. And God is the reason you are failing, dear.

[polichick]

10. Hell, I'm praying that "the eyes of the voters be opened" too...

Open enough not to vote for such an ignorant fool.

[Brother Buzz]

11. As God is my witness, I thought witches could fly!!!

[tanyev]

15. Looks like her God really wants Coons to win this election.

Thanks, God! :hi:

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

33. On behalf of Dad & Myself

you're most welcome! :)

[PBS Poll-435]

16. Witch crazy thing will she say next?

:P

[Bill USA]

20. recommended

[Sheepshank]

21. It would appear to me that God is listening more closely to the athiests. n/t

[LynneSin]

23. No he's listening to us Christians too. We Christians aren't all that nutty

:D

[robertpaulsen]

24. God told me to. Where have I heard that phrase before?

[BrklynLiberal]

25. -puke-...uncontrollably

[intaglio]

26. There is a Supreme Court case she disagree's with

It's Ali vs Frazier

[LeftishBrit]

27. Please pray specifically that the eyes of the voters be opened.’

Well, I hope THAT prayer is answered!

[lunatica]

28. God loves Republicans and Teabaggers

The more hateful they are the more God loves them.

[golfguru]

29. And God will cause her defeat /nt

[Control-Z]

30. "God, you gave me this desire" (to run for office)

And just like masturbation, Christine, you should be fighting to control your desire. Save yourself, Christine. Save yourself.

[tavalon]

32. Well, then, God's the reason you're going to lose, sucka

So, what's that say about what God thinks about you? I suspect not so good things.

[rucky]

34. When she loses, will she blame God?

[sakabatou]

36. God must be laughing his ass off.

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

40. Oh, trust Me, He definitely is!

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

41. She's got the God & meatballs vote locked up, I'd say.

[47of74]

42. So I imagine this is how Ms. O'Donnell sees herself these days...

[AsahinaKimi]

43. Did she get her offical GOD ENDORSEMENT CARD?

Surely,if she doesn't have it on her, we can't just except her word on it. She knows she has to have one right? Did she pray for one? Maybe its stuck in the mail. :sarcasm: