BOREV is on steroids today! "The Role of the Gay Muslim Nazi Will be Played by Tom Hanks" (Bolivia)

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"The Role of the Gay Muslim Nazi Will Be Played By Tom Hanks

CocaleroCode.jpgSo the Irish government is demanding that an international investigation be conducted to find out exactly why three would-be presidential assassins ended up dead in a Bolivian hotel room a couple weeks back.

Really, Ireland? A full fledged investigation? People, this is really not so complicated. We're talking about your run of the mill neo-Nazi Croat-sympathizing paramilitary force, financed by rich white Bolivian farmers, Shell Oil and (naturally, duh) the Masons. The operation was to be carried out by a Romanian sniper, a Croatian soldier of fortune, a Hungarian computer expert and a sweet Irish dreamer. Oh and today the Guardian has this to say about the ringleader, Rozsa Flores:

He was part of the notorious "Zenga" unit of the Croatian militia, which is blamed for ethnic cleansing in former Yugoslavia in 1991. Since then, he had continued to recruit and organise right-wing extremists. His antisemitism is believed to have led him to convert to Islam, despite being homosexual.

So yeah this was all headed up by world's only Gay Muslim Nazi. There, done, investigated. Now if you don't mind, Ireland, please stop wasting everybody's time and HELP US FIND THE GODDAMNED NINJA.

Update: As commenter "iv" points out, Simon Romero has finally coverered the story in classic form: a week late and from two countries over. His primary theme? The Bolivian government is probably lying when they say the mercenaries were trying to kill government officials, when all the wanted was to split off into their own, whites only nation. Why are the Indians standing in the way of progress?
Tags:

* Assasination Attempts
* Bolivia
* Evo Morales
* Gay Muslim Nazis
* Rozsa Flores"
http://www.borev.net/2009/04/the_role_of_the_gay_muslim_naz.html

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