Cheney the Consummate Coward

[Ian David]

Dick Cheney still speaks in his low-key, matter-of –fact style, that used to lead some people to believe that he actually knew what he was talking about. We’ve heard so much about Cheney being the brains, the common assumption was that he had any. Clearly he doesn’t. Anyone who can say about the war of Iraq that “the bottom line is that we’ve had enormous successes, and will continue to have enormous successes” - the guy’s clearly delusional. When are the men in white suits going to cast a net over this loon? OK – so it’s not prison, but it’s better than nothing. It might stop this insanity we used to call the executive branch of government.

The last time America was confronted with this kind of leadership crisis is when Barney Fife was always telling Gomer Pile what to do. Neither Bush nor Cheney seem to have the sense that God gave cabbages. This White House 'gang that couldn’t shoot straight' is clearly the biggest bunch of clueless losers since ‘Cop Rock’ went off the air. Or should I should I refer to Cheney as 'Richard Bruce Cheney', aka “they’re in the last throes of the insurgency” Dick, aka “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction” Dickey, aka “we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons” Dickless wonder.

Why in the world is anybody still taking this pompous blowhard seriously? He’s been wrong about everything he’s ever done, said, or even thought about. He’s already in the Guinness Book of World Records for screwing up more times than a midget hooker. The only people who’ll still go hunting with him are referrals from Dr. Kevorkian. Every time Cheney goes hunting, all the animals wait till he runs out of ammunition, and then they start nibbling on the dead old people. The AARP is considering filing a class-action lawsuit, and he’s still the only man ever to have his lifetime membership in the NRA revoked for being too stupid to own a gun. And yet this is the bonehead still running our county? Why oh WHY oh why didn’t I escape to Canada while I still had the chance?

The only reason we aren’t in the midst of impeachment hearings right now is because it really wouldn't solve the problem, and most of the country is even more afraid of Cheney than that trained monkey he keeps on a leash.. And yet this is the guy who’s still being asked questions as if he knew anything? Dick Cheney should be in a freak show and laughed at continuously. He should be compelled to wear a sign around his neck that says, “I’m a clueless loser.”

More:
http://isbushantichrist.blogspot.com/2007/01/cheney-consummate-coward.html

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. you are on to something profound here

Most bullies are cowards, and I've seen nothing in Darth to change that gross generalization.

[C_U_L8R]

2. "the fact of the matter is..."

you can always tell when Dick is lying because he prefaces the lie
with little gravitas giveaways "the fact of the matter is:, "the bottom line is" etc...

It's pretty funny when you focus on his actual choice of words and how he says them..
he's really a very weak and vain person riddled with insecurity and greed for power.

[panader0]

3. "Screwed up more times than a midgrt hooker" Great!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. I was reading this out loud to my husband

and he doubled over with laughter on that line.

[Old and In the Way]

5. Cheney is a world-class Warmonger/Warprofiteer.

He could never make it in the real world if he couldn't leverage his political connections. He's not particularly bright, but he's more than willing to trade our national security for his financial security.