What's All This About Cheney 's Secret Iran War Plot, REALLY?

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Act. Again.



Steve Clemmons and Kevin Drum have written that Cheney's gone off the reservation, and is having secret meetings all over Washington, behind Bush's back, pushing a military attack on Iran. See, http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2007_05/011381.php

This sounds awfully familiar. First it was Israel and the US, egging each other on to be the first to pop off a few bunker busters inside Iran. But, a funny thing happened on the way to Natanz. Bush lost the Iraq War. Then, Olmert made the same mistake in Lebanon. Both were proved Paper Tigers, or cheapo wrestling idiots.

The next approach was Bush's "Crazy Nixon" act. You remember, the one that had Dick wandering the halls of the White House residence at night, drunk and crazy, talking to portraits of dead Presidents. That one worked in '73 to keep the Russians out of the Middle East when Israel was on the ropes. Iran didn't bite on the sequel with Shrub talking to Jezbus inside his head about nukin' Tehran.



Now we have Dick "Seven Days in May" Cheney, acting the part of a renegade warlord.



Sorry, Kevin. I'm still not buying this act, even if Steve does. Save it for the upcoming G-8 meeting.
See, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/1/10/121241/862

[Swamp Rat]

1. Don't be surprised if mini-nukes are used in the near future.

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2. Dr. Evil's evil sidekick thought up that tactic

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4. He took my JOY and I want it BACK

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i want it back

you took my joy
i want it back
you took my joy
i want it back

i'm gonna go to west memphis and look for my joy
go to west memphis and look for my joy
maybe in west memphis i'll find my joy
maybe in west memphis i'll find my joy

i'm gonna go to slidell and look for my joy
go to slidell and look for my joy
maybe in slidell i'll find my joy
maybe in slidell i'll find my joy

i don't want you anymore
cause you took my joy
i don't want you anymore
you took my joy

you took my joy
i want it back
you took my joy
i want it back

you took my joy
i want it back
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i want it back

(third & last instrumental break -- slows down)

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[Swamp Rat]

6. Will a little schadenfreude help?

:D

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8. Do they make Christian sex toys?

Tested to eight-million degrees F.

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10. Who's that white dude on the cross?

:D

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11. SW...... the reverend is a CLASSIC!

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12. Can't find no heaven, I don't care where they go

Luv ya Swampy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq0rr5S2AZo



Hard time here and everywhere you go
Times is harder than ever been before

And the people are driftin' from door to door
Can't find no heaven, I don't care where they go

Hear me tell you people, just before I go
These hard times will kill you just dry long so

Well, you hear me singin' my lonesome song
These hard times can last us so very long

If I ever get off this killin' floor
I'll never get down this low no more
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And you say you had money, you better be sure
'Cause these hard times will drive you from door to door

Sing this song and I ain't gonna sing no more
Sing this song and I ain't gonna sing no more
These hard times will drive you from door to door

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3. where is an F'n heart attack when you need one

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5. Comin' Right up!

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7. You give me a lot to think about but I'm still on INSANE CHENEY WATCH...

It's the ever elusive 'inhuman factor'. Insane is, as insane does & who knows what someone like DC's gonna cook up next.

Feith wanted to bomb a South American country post 9/11 'they' say.

Thanks for your good work.

:hi:

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9. I'm not saying he's not insane. Just

removed in place, along with Shrub.



GROUNDED - NO MORE WARS FOR YOU BOYS.

They took away the nuclear football a while ago.

[dave_p]

13. It's not about Cheney

Shrub will do: he's even less rational than usual where Iran's concerned.

It could all be screw-turning. There's just no way of knowing with the corrupt imbeciles running the White House.