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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-10 10:37 AM
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New Evidence Proves First Flag Made By Betsy Ross Actually Shirt For Gay Friend
PHILADELPHIA—Historians at the University of Pennsylvania announced the discovery this week of a personal diary from the late 18th century that reveals the first U.S. flag sewed by Betsy Ross was originally intended as a shirt for her flamboyant gay friend Nathaniel.

"This has completely upended the accepted narrative behind the first American flag," said historian Kenneth Atwood, who led the team of scholars analyzing the long-forgotten journal of prominent Philadelphia homosexual Nathaniel Linsley. "Now we can say with certainty that our nation's most enduring symbol of freedom, strength, and prosperity is actually just the result of Nathaniel's desire for a sassy, tight-fitting top."

"We've all been taught that the 13 stars and stripes of the first U.S. flag represented the original 13 colonies, but this is simply not the case," Atwood added. "In fact, Nathaniel thought that stripes were slimming, and he just really, really liked stars."

As his diary attests, Linsley was a collector and dealer of footstools and divans, and was often seen about town in all manner of colorful attire. In the 1770s, he forged a close professional and personal friendship with the noted upholsterer Betsy Ross, the two of them meeting weekly over tea to exchange gossip and to complain about work, men, and the Intolerable Acts.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-proves-first-flag-made-by-betsy-ross,18507/

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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-10 10:49 AM
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1. Carrie Prejean just threw up.
And Jesse Helms rolled over in his grave.
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Myrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-10 11:07 AM
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2. LMAO - If only it WERE true!
:applause:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-10 11:20 AM
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3. That is some Fabulous Funny right there. Nt
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-10 11:46 AM
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4. He just really, really liked stars!
:evilgrin:
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