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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-10 05:34 PM
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TSA Porno Screenings--Boy does the timing suck!
Had they started enforcing these BEFORE I got my ticket back to Vegas (from ORD) in April 2011, I never would have wasted my miles!

Dealing with United is such a hassle. It would cost $100 to "refund" this ticket.

Besides, I love Vegas. There's so much stuff left for me to see and do there.
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-10 05:36 PM
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1. Maybe they should have the
Vegas Burlesque lap dancers (Cute women for the guys, cute beef cake for the women) hired to do the screenings!

A few hours of training and a choreographer or two, as an added expense, but how much more pleasant!
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-10 05:40 PM
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2. Brilliant!
:rofl:
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-10 05:59 PM
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3. Seriously, though....
I'm not letting any TSA pervert touch MY junk--even if it means never making it out of ORD.
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