Let's try to predict the annoying bill titles the Republicans will use.

[Ken Burch]

We can assume that the Boehnerhaus will bring back the Gingrich/Hastert tradition of using bill titles to make arrogant, hard-sell political statements in and of themselves(basically they were all variants of "The We're The Majority And We'll Never Let You Forget It Act"

Let's try to guess some of the ones they'll come up with this time:


I'll start the bidding with

"The God Is A White Heterosexual From Cincinnati Act"

"The Restoring Suburban Superiority Act"

"The Ours Doesn't Stink Act"

Add your predictions/suggestions/revulsions below:

[thereismore]

1. The Social Security Restoration and Personalization Act, aka the Catfood Act. nt

[Edweird]

2. That one is coming from the Dems.

[thereismore]

12. Better not! nt

[walldude]

3. Well,

The Bill for extending tax cuts will be called the "Tax The Rich" Bill

The Bill for handing over the rest of Health Care to the insurance companies will be called the "Healing America" bill.

The Bill for dismantling Social Security will be called the "Insuring a Healthy Retirement" bill

The Bill for increasing troops in Afghanistan will be called the "Ending the Endless War" bill

And the Bill for attacking Iran will be called the "Peace Initiative".

[texshelters]

6. You got it Wall Dude!

Kudos to your creations. They are exactly the kind of misleading titles the Reps use.

Peace,
Tex Shelters
http://texshelters.wordpress.com/

[PBS Poll-435]

4. The Full-Stomachs and Throughly-Brushed Teeth Act

Ending USDA Food Stamps and block grants for state WIC programs.

[Skidmore]

5. This is sure a productive use of time.

NOT.

[texshelters]

7. Humor releaves stress

and is a creative exercise.

What is a waste is your comment Skidmore.

Peace,
Tex Shelters

[BlueIris]

8. The Respect Life Even if it Came From a Rapist Act,

The No Health Care for Communists, Islamofascists and Unwed Mothers Act, the Authorization to be a Loser Junk Food Addict on Welfare Act and the Ungodly Sodomites Need Fixing Act.

[pgodbold]

9. The "It's our god-damned money so be grateful for what we give you " act.

[texshelters]

10. The "Enhanced Security Act"

that allows us to bomb any nation that looks at us suspiciously.

The "Medication Protection Act" that prevents the U.S. from negotiating med prices for Medicare, Medicaid or the VA.

The "American Enrichment Act" that cuts all taxes for the top 1% of earners forever.

The "Secure Social Security Act" that will secure SS for Wall Street investors.

The "Free Elections Act" that will make sure that future elections will NEVER be hampered by regulations on donations, and thus be free for the highest bidder.

The "Sedition Acts". Okay, I know we already had that one, but we need to bring it back.

The "Free Lunch Act" that will make it illegal for any state or municipality to regulate what children eat in school and make it mandatory to feature at least one fast food restaurant in every school across America.

The "Beautify America" Act that will allow billboards on every freeway, highway and bi-way in the United States and eliminate all local laws regulating billboards.

The "Freedom of Religious Heritage Act" that will allow all school boards and teachers to enforce Christian prays in every classroom in America with a mandatory Lord's Prayer at the beginning of each classroom hour.

Etc.

Peace,
Tex Shelters
http://texshelters.wordpress.com/

[Evasporque]

11. American Family Work Act

All non-native born people in America will be required to report and apply for a worker identification card and pay a $3000 non-refundable application fee plus a 10% fee on all income earned.

Children of non-U.S. Citizens native born are stripped of citizenship and the family deported unless they submit to evaluation and identification with RFID chip implants and or barcode tattoo.

Provisions for those who cannot pay the application fee include relocation to work camps where they can work towards the application fee.