Republicans: The People You Hated In High School

[BurtWorm]

Reagan: AV club president
Bush I: BMOC
Gingrich: Class Randian
Bush II: Future frat boy
McCain: Cranky assistant principal
Palin: Mean girl
Allen West: Psychobully

[TwilightGardener]

1. You know who I bet is a Republican today?

The kid who approached me as I walked away from the cafeteria cashier's line, grabbed and crushed the entire bag of potato chips I had just bought, and handed the bag back to me. Never knew that boy, have no idea why he targeted me, but I've hated him ever since. That was my whole lunch.

[BurtWorm]

2. While his buddies were all guffawing back at his table?

He probably worked in the Bush Department of Justice.

[rfranklin]

5. It was a Young Republican gang intitiation!

They pick random victims.

[slackmaster]

3. The people I hated most in high school were mostly jocks

Dumb ones.

[HuckleB]

4. Why pick on the AV club?

Quite frankly, I don't think Reagan could run the equipment.

[BurtWorm]

6. He was a figurehead. The VP ran the equipment.

[LeftinOH]

7. In all fairness to Reagan, the AV dept. in his high school probably consisted of

a shadow lantern and a hand-cranked Victrola.

[kestrel91316]

8. The nerdiest kid in my junior high school class, the one with the brief case,

grew up to be this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randal_Quarles

Without the coke bottle bottom glasses and pudgy baby fat he actually cleaned up quite nicely, lol.