(WARNING GRAPHIC) Red Meat: Vanity Fair’s Official 2010–11 Republican Beefcake Calendar

[avaistheone1]

November: Representative John Boehner (OH).
Hometown: Cincinnati, Ohio.
Star sign: Scorpio.
Marital status: Taken!
Turn-ons: Wearing his hair like that; people who take the time to learn how to correctly pronounce others’ last names.
Turn-offs: Human-colored flesh.

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/red-meat-republican-hunks-calendar-201010?currentPage=14



I am between :puke: :puke: :puke: and hysterics over these photos. Check out all 12 months if you can bare it. Pun intended.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. May God Forgive You!!!

I need to go check out my eyes (or remove my eyes) :spank:

[CatWoman]

4. think that's bad?

:rofl:

[avaistheone1]

8. Purrrfect. What a maverick.

lmao :rofl: :rofl:

[lillypaddle]

31. NOOOOO! Stop!!!!

My eyes!!!

[avaistheone1]

5. lol

I know. There is no penance that makes up for this crime against good taste and humanity.

[HopeHoops]

2. Obviously a PhotoShop job - the body isn't "Kraft Mac&Cheese Oompa-Loompa powder" orange.

And Bob Dole must have slipped him some little blue pills to get him to live "up" to his name.

[avaistheone1]

16. They probably had to spray Boehner down to release that orange slime he is so fond

of smearing all over his body before allowing him to enter the water.
Safe to say this body of water is probably a toxic waste site, unsafe
to enter for any living thing forever more.

Yeah Boehner, probably has a cute little hip pocket in his trunks filled
with the little blue pills, right next to his touchup orange goo.

[HopeHoops]

18. Haven't you ever had Kraft Mac&Cheese chemical-orange Oompa Loompa powder?

That shit is toxic ANYWHERE!

[racaulk]

3. OMG, the "pictures" of Glenn Beck and Michael Steele are hysterical!!!

:rofl:

[Turborama]

19. Based on you getting the Glenn Beck one so right (see below) I had to go & check out Michael Steele

You were right! :rofl:

I'm not sure whether it's OK to post it here or not, so I'll verge on the edge of caution and just add the link to it.

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/red-meat-republican-hunks-calendar-201010?currentPage=11

[avaistheone1]

29. Michael Steele unveiled

as the Nutjob Ninja.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/26397

[tishaLA]

6. This is the best one

May: Glenn Beck, conservative media’s weepy luminary.
Hometown: Everett, Washington.
Star sign: Aquarius.
Marital status: Twice married, once divorced!
Turn-ons: Histrionics; grandiosity; blackboards; excessively programmatic solutions to abstract social ills.
Turn-offs: Understatement.

[Bitwit1234]

10. Loved it if there was lace somewhere.

[Turborama]

15. !

:rofl:

[avaistheone1]

21. I think the snake band of Beck's panties is precious

and aptly descript of his sensitive nature.

Kudos Vanity Fair, nice touch!!!!

[xiamiam]

25. perfect..

:rofl:

[Donnachaidh]

30. nah -- Rand Paul with the tats and a touch of pubic hair is the best

:rofl: :rofl:

[Barack_America]

7. That man is nowhere near orange enough to be Boehner.

[sufrommich]

9. Ouch. I love this one for Gingrich...

February: Newt Gingrich, former representative from Georgia.
Hometown: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Star sign: Gemini.
Marital status: Thrice espoused!
Turn-ons: Extramarital sex.
Turn-offs: The extramarital sex of others.

[avaistheone1]

17. A thoughtful tribute at last.

[Lucy Goosey]

11. Hee!

I needed a laugh today - thanks for this.

(Although I suspect I might soon start feeling the need to pinpoint and destroy the exact part of my brain that is storing my memories of these images...)

[blondeatlast]

12. MUST spread this all over my district!

Quayle is the TeaBPublican candidate for House in my district--and yes, he's the son of THAT guy:



Considering he's already in trouble for running the "Dirty Scottsdale" site...

[rocktivity]

13. I'm not torn, but my lunch is

:puke:
rocktivity

[avaistheone1]

22. I know it is psychic shock

Sorry. That is why I posted the warning.

[City Lights]

14. I almost didn't click on this thread.

:rofl: I'm so glad I clicked! I needed a good :rofl:!

[jaxx]

20. Nobody ought to miss this thread!

K&R for the laughs

[thelordofhell]

23. Reminds me of all those photoshopped Palin pics

:puke:

[Kurovski]

24. Gyp. Not one Young Gun in sight.

What's beefcake without sausage? :(

[avaistheone1]

26. What?!

A classic case of All hat no cattle.

[Kurovski]

28. Or

all shat and no waggle.

[uppityperson]

27. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thank you!

[Kurovski]

32. Kick for drool-la-la!

:kick:

[donheld]

33. I think someone's missing a sock or two.

[nmbluesky]

34. ow my eyes..

please go away!!!!

[Turborama]

35. Kick for the humor factor.

:kick:

[4_TN_TITANS]

36. I thought Steele was the best...

all he lacks is a 'precious'...

[Kurovski]

37. I love modern dance!

I had no idea he was so talented.