New Poll: Republicans Win 447 House Seats, 113 Senate Seats

[anthroguy101]

A new Washington Post/ABC News/Wall Street Journal/Opinion Dynamics/New York Times/CBS/Rasmussen/Gallup poll suggests Republicans are likely to win 435 House seats come November. Some models actually predict Republicans may pick up 447 to 450 House seats. When asked how that’s possible, since there are only 435 House seats, a rather cantankerous John Cranston of Rasmussen said, “I’m not an idiot, I know there are 435 seats in the House of Representatives. So what! Republicans are polling so well, they have a great chance of winning districts not even yet created.” Several of these districts created in the pollsters’ minds are now leaning solidly Republican. Cranston went on to add, “Right now, just as we’re talking, I created another House district in my head. It’s a really cool district, too. Lots of activity, nice bike paths…but anyway…a quick scan of the polls, and the Democrat is down 59.6 percent to 31.2 percent. Looks like the Democrats will get walloped in these dreamed-up districts!”

http://davidbourgeois.com/2010/10/18/new-poll-republicans-win-447-house-seats-113-senate-seats/

[msongs]

1. looks like being bipartisan is going to payoff FINALLY lol nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Add to that the 2 presidencies they're likely to win this November. nt

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

3. What the fuck? These mo-fos are creaming their pants over Republicans

and don't even know that there are 435 House seats and only 37 Senate seats in contention?

[DefenseLawyer]

10. Take my wife... Please!!!!!!! n/t

[Grey]

4. Onion?

[Historic NY]

5. Sounds like Sarah Palin is helping with the math.....LOL

[madrchsod]

6. not a bad writer...

http://davidbourgeois.com/2010/10/13/gop-senate-candidate/

[nevergiveup]

7. Will they also be winning all 60 Gubernatorial races?

[krispos42]

8. Fortunately, Nate Silver reports Dems to win

∞+1

Unfortunatly, ⅓∞ will be Blue Dogs, meaning that the Cons will actually control 1¼∞ of the House, and the Liberals will control ¾∞... again. :-(

[Dawson Leery]

9. The house? Since when if so?

[Wickerman]

11. flawed. Cranston of Rasmussen would be a Republican

Republicans don't like bike paths.

"Lots of activity, nice bike paths..."

[BlueIdaho]

12. Obviously these pollsters need to man up...

Whatever that bullshit meme is supposed to mean.

[AmericanMan1958]

13. I NEED to Know?????

What the hell is Rick (the nerd) campaign advertisement doing at the top of this post!!!
He is a RePuck running for Governor in Michigan..
What the shit.. I just did a 4 hours a phone bank tonight against him..