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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 10:58 AM
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The Dog Graduate


Owner: Rex, what are you doing?
Rex: Well, I would say that I’m just drifting. Here in the pool.
Owner: Why?
Rex: Well, it’s very comfortable just to drift here.
Owner: Have you thought about graduate school?
Rex: No.
Owner: Would you mind telling me then what those four years of dog obedience school were for? What was the point of all that hard work?
Rex: You got me.

http://jonathanturley.org/2010/10/17/the-dog-graduate/#more-27293
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 11:08 AM
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1. if that is where he learned to talk then it seems to have been well worth it
but 4 years of obedience school?











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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 11:13 AM
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2. LOL!
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 12:09 PM
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3. "Well, Rex, that seems like a half-baked idea." . . .
"Oh no, sir, it's completely baked."
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