Religious Search Engines Keep Wandering Minds Out of the Gutter

[meegbear]

When searching for something online, are you disturbed by some of the trash that Google dredges up from the depths of the internet? Rest easy, because there are religious search engines to keep your mind pure. Let's take a look!

AFP looks at three search engines that cater to believers of the three monotheistic faiths: Christianity, Islam and Judaism. My filthy mind thought to search for "fucking" first, and here are the results from the various search engines. Hint: they work.

SeekFind.org:


I'mHalal:


Jewogle:


Godless Google:


Searching for "sex" on all three directed us to various thoughts on sex before marriage and so on. Give them a try, it's fun!

http://gawker.com/5642156/religious-search-engines-keep-wandering-minds-out-of-the-gutter

[RKP5637]

1. Clearly Google or Ask.com gets my vote! F the others. n/t

[Ezlivin]

2. SeekFind can't even find a fucking bible verse!

I wanted to find the bible verse that had the line "genitals were like those of donkeys".

SeekFind failed to find it.

Ezekiel 23:20 - "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Hell, it won't even let you find the good bible porn!