The Muslim seed is passed through the father.

[Capitalocracy]

Franklin Graham:

I think the president's problem is he was born a Muslim. The seed is passed through the father. He was born a Muslim. His father was a Muslim, the seed of Muslim is passed through the father like the seed of Judaism is passed through the mother. He was born a Muslim, his father gave him an Islamic name.

Well, you know, you can be born a Muslim. You can be born a Jew. But you can't be born a Christian. The only way you can become a Christian is by confessing your sins to God, asking his forgiveness and by receiving Jesus Christ by faith into your heart.

So let me get this straight. The Muslim seed is passed through the father. The seed of Judaism is passed through the mother. And Christianity, the one true religion, is available to all those who open their hearts and accept the teachings of Jesus Christ and the Church. In other words, it's spread through indoctrination.

And apparently Hindu is hereditary through the mother or father, but it skips a generation.

And Wicca is recessive.

Ancient Greek and Roman paganism were variants of a contagious pox, but we have since developed a vaccine.

Shinto is actually surgically implanted with a small electronic device. And they're coming out with a smaller one every year!

Buddhism is, of course, sexually transmitted.

So for all of you who are still atheist, remember to wash your hands frequently and use a condom. Thank you.

[Dennis Donovan]

1. Rec'd! Hysterical!

:rofl:

[fogonthelake]

2. Probably grape juice also.

[RandomThoughts]

3. The electronic device is interesting comment.

There are some that move supernatural back to natural world by concepts of nanobots or bacteria that are sentient.

I even cracked a couple jokes on that concept.


The thing is, how would that explain actions done 1000s of years ago before tech? If that was the case it would have to be thought of as alien, since people did not have anything near that tech years ago, and if that was the case, why wouldn't all people already be in that form if it was happening for 1000s of years. And if everyone was in that form, then why would there be contention, or some that can think some are that way and not others?

[Capitalocracy]

7. Oh, I should add...

Scientology is a virus spread through the mucus membranes of the nose, usually through the insertion and sharing of rolled-up $100 bills.

[RandomThoughts]

21. Great story there.

Could write a scifi story on that, nano bots put in cocaine.


Great Idea for a story, and matches parts of a doctor who story.


Although in truth it is probably more about the 100$ bill as the vehicle in your comment.


Those rallying against many other 'sins', have dollar bills stuck up there nose, that is funny. What an addiction they suffer from.

Although as a story it would be funny, the effect of such things is not.

[BrklynLiberal]

30. I actually laughed out loud.

[hobbit709]

4. LOL! Sounds about right.

"Man is the only animal with the true religion, several of them."-Mark Twain.

[peekaloo]

5. Seems the arsehole seed is passed through the mouth.

Who knew :shrug:

[Capitalocracy]

10. We're all going to need facemasks

Or hazmat suits.
:yoiks:

[5X]

6. I am going to get a full body condom made, just to be safe. n/t

[marmar]

8. And this piece of sh*t was given a whole segment on the 'legitimate' media......

..... which would never feature such in-depth commentary by the likes of Noam Chomsky or Howard Zinn.

[Capitalocracy]

26. They pretty much just let him do his job

which was to say "Well, I'm sure he's not a Muslim. If you take his Muslim lying liar Muslim-born Muslim Seed Muslim word for it!"

[Poboy]

9. funny. -nt

[Lost4words]

11. Its called Graham Cracker in this case, man of God my backside!

whats wrong with these holly rollers???

[Capitalocracy]

14. Graham Crackhead. nt

[Liberation Angel]

12. funny

thanks for adding me at my youtube channel, dude!

[Capitalocracy]

13. yeah, I'm looking forward

to seeing your film. :fistbump:

[Liberation Angel]

22. yeah me too

maybe 2011 for the feature or cable series if i can make that happen. I need to get the pilot financed so i am going to LA and Hollyweird!

[Capitalocracy]

24. You should take video of all that

and edit together some stuff to put on YouTube.

[Liberation Angel]

57. Yeah, that is actually part of the plan

A cross country trip with my son who is 15 to la la land to meet with folks and do interviews and network and beg for development funds and try to get meetings.

heh

that will be some painful video.

But I DO plan to go to the Lion Feuchtwanger Center called Villa Aurora where his house is now a center for refugee artists to do fellowships and to live and work,

Lion was an escapee from the camps who hid with Bingham in his Villa in Marseille with his wife and Thomas Mann's Jewish son, Golo Mann who also escaped the concntration camp and his there and esacaped with him to America.

I am looking forward to going there and filming. It is awesome and you can google that (Villa Aurora - Los Angeles) and see pics . It is up in the Pacific palisades with awesome views of the Pacific and Santa Monica Beach Pier.

[Bitwit1234]

15. If those type of things are "passed" on from the father I guess we have a heck

of a lot of hate mongers just waiting for the chance. Maybe if we could surreptitiously neuter all republicans we could some how change our perspective and change this country for the better.

[BrklynLiberal]

31. What a concept...put something in the Koolaid so they cannot father any children.

A good place to start would be to put it in Viagra.

[Cassandra]

16. Oh, that the fundamentalist seed were a product of Monsanto.

Sterile.

[malaise]

17. A freaking fabulous post

Rec

Gone to wash my hands

[mmonk]

18. .

:rofl:

[mike r]

19. Mormonism is preventable by closing door

Works for Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists also.

[Capitalocracy]

50. lmao

A protective door barrier is effective in preventing these conditions. In cases of extreme exposure, a foot may be inserted in the door to prevent this protective effect. The only solution is amputation.

[scarletwoman]

20. "Buddhism is, of course, sexually transmitted."

:rofl:

[lunatica]

23. Without 'religion' we wouldn't have these asinine statements

I'm not an atheist, but I'm also not a member of any religion.

[NC_Nurse]

25. Franklin Graham is proof that integrity is often NOT passed down at all.

[provis99]

27. since his daddy was a nasty anti-semite, I fail to see the integrity connection

[NC_Nurse]

46. I learn new things every day. I was not on top of this part of Billy's legacy...

[stevedeshazer]

28. Nicely done!

:)

[BrklynLiberal]

29. Franklin Graham is an idiot, and you, Capitalocracy, are a genius.

It is samples like Graham that have verified to the space aliens that there is no intelligent life on this planet.

[Sea Witch]

32. The stupid is strong in these people

Is this idiot related to billy?

[ladywnch]

33. congrats! and thanks, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while! n/t

[alfredo]

34. So Islam is genetic, so it must be the one true religion.

[LatteLibertine]

35. Meh, fuck him

and the rest of "Christian" conservatives who choose to be bigots.

[MoonRiver]

36. I would laugh except for the fact that

a lot of idiots in this country pay attention to freaks like this.

[Capitalocracy]

37. It's either laugh or cry.

Although you are allowed to do both. :cry: :rofl: :cry: :shrug: :crazy:

[havocmom]

38. evidently, the stupid seed is airborne

[Bluebear]

39. Psychotic fundy Christian obsession with sperm I will never understand. nt

[Kurovski]

40. Now that that's settled...

:D

+1

[LostinVA]

41. You know, Billy Graham has a lot of bigoted beliefs and I don't care for him

But NEVER would he have said something this nutso.

[Arugula Latte]

42. I'm so glad I've avoided catching The Relgion all these years.

Whew! *wipes brow* That's some nasty stuff.

[Vehl]

43. FG is one of the main reasons why the country is in such dire straits now. nt

[spanone]

44. billy graham himself would be ashamed of his seed

[Raster]

45. Free your mind. The rest will follow.

[AnArmyVeteran]

47. WOW, my religion is an STD! Spititualty Transmitted Disorder

Where can I get a vaccine fo it?

[Capitalocracy]

48. Of course, in case it requires clarification...

I'm being extremely facetious in this post to make fun of Graham... I'm a big believer in freedom of religion and I'm not one of those atheists who's out to talk bad about other people's religions

[AnArmyVeteran]

49. No offense taken here. I thought it was amusing.

I know you were making fun of Graham. I don't belong to any religion. When people like Graham say things like he said just to skew the facts and to put fear and hatred in other peoples' minds he is doing the work of the very force he claims to oppose, evil. Billy Graham wasn't perfect, but I bet he would be embarrassed about his son. Talking about passing on a bad seed. I consider what Franklin Graham did as evil.

But I do see this as an opportunity. If the Trojan rubber company started advertising that their condoms would protect against the 'seeds of Islam' from entering their bodies it might mean an increase in sales. I guess they could also market spermicide targeted just for Muslims.

Our country is going crazy with political and religious fanaticism. The right wing isn't a political movement, it's a cult.

[tavalon]

60. No need for apology

This was some fine satire!

And I'm religious, if, that is, the recessive religions count.

[JBoy]

51. Bravo!

[RagAss]

52. And the Tao is the natural choice of a superior intellect !

[whistler162]

53. Wasn't president Obama's father a atheist?

[undeterred]

54. There is no such doctrine in Islam.

Being born to a Muslim father may mean that you are raised in the Muslim faith, but it isn't parallel to being born to a Jewish mother. He's just making shit up for his politics.

[Capitalocracy]

67. Really excellent point

thanks for pointing that out

[Snarkoleptic]

55. Following this logic and by extension Franklin Graham is a complete douchebag.

(being the spawn of Billy)

[DRex]

56. k&r. funny.

[sam sarrha]

58. ....."Buddhism is, of course, sexually transmitted.", but they'r abstinent

or so says my wife...:shrug:

[tavalon]

59. Thanks for the laugh

I had noticed this thread earlier but the title was so weird and I'm so tired of the Muslim bashing going on that I didn't want to get more angry. This definitely made me less angry. I laughed out loud at the Wicca reference - WORD for mentioning my affliction, I mean religion.

[Capitalocracy]

71. A daunting number of recs for that subject line, right?

:wow:

Which, by the way, is awesome, thanks everyone for making my day. I never had a post on the front page before!

[tomm2thumbs]

61. the Cheney Seed is passed through the rectum - hence Liz Cheney

I'm sorry if I offended anyone's rectum by comparing the two

[jillan]

63. Thanks for the laugh! That was brilliant.

[unblock]

62. can you get jesus implanted through open heart surgery?

i mean, if it isn't taking naturally?

:shrug:

[Duppers]

64. whatya expect from a ...

...ignorant sonofabitch?!

Heard he tore up a hotel room too--in Vegas yrs ago.

Have to add: Capitalocracy, you're hilarious!!

[Crunchy Frog]

65. So what happens if you have Jewish mother and a Muslim father?

Is one of them carried on a recessive gene?

[Scottybeamer70]

66. TOO FUNNY!!

Thanks!!:rofl:

[bobburgster]

68. That puts some of the absurdities in perspective!

Thanks so much for giving me my morning smile.

[readmoreoften]

69. Hilarious!

[Divine Discontent]

70. aye aye aye! That Franklin is a crazy bast*rd isn't he? He embarrasses himself, I don't allow idiots

to sully the religion they say they represent, it's just not fair... lol..

seriously, the father passes the Muslim seed???? BARF, what a cracked up nut Franky Baby is. Billy, sorry, but the apple rolled far away from the tree.

[YewNork]

72. Rev. Graham was born a Muslim too!

Because Muslims believe that Islam is the true religion of God, they hold the opinion that everyone is born Muslim.

That's why Muslims do not call the act of choosing to follow the Islamic faith as "conversion". They call it "reversion". A person who grows up as a Christian, or Jew, or whatever and then decides to become a Muslim has"reverted" to Islam because that was his original faith, according to Muslims.

So, Rev. Graham, Sarah Palin, Pope Benedict, and even you, were all born Muslim, don't you know.

[madrchsod]

73. "..cannibal Christians,they suffer so.."

[Stinky The Clown]

74. And the Seed of Teh Stoopid shall be be passed from father to son, and magnify

So sayeth the clown.