Is Jerry Falwell in hell?

[proud2BlibKansan]

Poll question: Is Jerry Falwell in hell?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. I'm sure he's in heaven now...

giving blowjobs to Hitler.

Or whatever the hell his concept of heaven was.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Now that is a good point

Hadn't thought of that option.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. He dwelleth in the bosom of Abraham

Unfortunately, that's a felony in Virginia.

But the guns are OK.

--p!

[Tom Joad]

3. No, his soul is in a traffic jam in downtown Los Angeles.

and it just feels like forever!

[LibertyLover]

11. Nah, not LA - Atlanta

'cause everything goes through Atlanta. }(

[Tesla]

4. I just hope he is feeling all the hate he spewed.....

[BuyingThyme]

6. He just left.

Now he's dead.

[Eurobabe]

7. No: Satan doesn't want him either n/t

[liberalnurse]

I don't believe in heaven or hell.....

I believe the soul has many earthly life experiences and must keep at it until they have achieved Nirvana.

Jerry has to go back and try again.O8) He failed this attempt....

[newscott]

8. I don't even believe in Hell but if anybody deserves it....

[Duer 157099]

9. No but I hope the shock is overwhelming for him

I'd pay for a ticket to witness his life review.

Boy, if they have an audience for that sort of thing, they'd have to rent a pretty large stadium.

(think: "Defending Your Life")

[durrrty libby]

10. There is one Hell. The one we create on Earth

[Labors of Hercules]

35. And Jerry was called "The Architect". n/t

[eleny]

12. I don't believe in either place or any place after death but earth

I just think of him being gone from the airways after the news cycle that covers his death is over.

[gatorboy]

13. So four individuals think he's in heaven?

And what are you doing here again?

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. No just not in hell

[Cleita]

14. There is no Hell, but this is what I believe.

If our spirit continues after death, I believe we do have to account for everything that we have done in our lives especially meeting face to face with everyone we have wronged and feel the pain we inflicted on them. We spend time in that spiritual dimension learning about why we were wrong. After awhile we are reborn into a life that helps us redeem ourselves for the previous life. Falwell will probably come back as a gay man in a fundamentalist society that persecutes gays.

[magellan]

20. Good answer!

I agree, he has a lot of learning to do.

[Beaverhausen]

15. If there is a hell, he is surely there

I don't really believe in that stuff. I'm more of the "he will come back as a cockroach" type.

[Left Is Write]

17. That's something none of us could possibly know.

[BreweryYardRat]

18. Purgatory.

He'll get out when he repents of his vile, indefensible words and actions.

In a few million years.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

19. The local Homeowner's Association won't let him in. Lower the tone of the neighborhood.

"Heaven for the climate, Hell for he conversation." - Mark Twain

[Speck Tater]

21. There is no hell, and even Hitler went to heaven...

according to "Conversations with God" by Neale Donald Walsch

[Cleita]

22. Delete

That's not it.

[Cleita]

23. Well, I think he was reborn as a Jewish, African in

a Muslim country that persecutes both.

[EFerrari]

24. You forgot lesbian.

:)

[Cleita]

25. I did forget.

Thanks for adding that. LOL!

[proud2BlibKansan]

31. OT but that reminds me of my favorite bathroom grafitti

"My mother made me a lesbian"

down below this, another person had written:

"If I give her some yarn, will she make me one too?"

[EFerrari]

36. Lol!

:hi:

[Speck Tater]

29. Actually, Shrub was born 14 months after Hitler died.

And given GWB's fondness for Germanic phrases like "Homeland Security" (translated "Geheime Staatspolizei" or "Gestapo") and heavy handed authoritarianism, my vote is that GWB is Hitler reincarnated.

[Cleita]

32. Funny you should mention this.

When I first found DU someone had put a thread up about this. The DUer actually put it together because she had a dream about it.

:wow:

Well if Hitler was supposed to live this life as GWB to atone for his last life, he's doing a crappy job of it. Or it could be he's a lost soul that will keep recycling as a bad guy until the end of time.

:shrug:

[hlthe2b]

28. SO, then how could it be heaven, if Hitler is hanging around?

:shrug: That would seem to argue AGAINST heaven (or hell)... Just asking...:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

41. I enjoyed that book a great deal. (And the sequels.) Thought provoking.

Much of it harmonized with my own views.

[Hubert Flottz]

26. Jerry's Toast

[cloudbase]

27. No.

The devil hates competition.

[ToeBot]

30. If anything exists beyond death, it's a complete unknown

The only justice to be found is earthly, but the world is a little brighter, a little lighter, a little less hateful today than it was yesterday.

[cgrindley]

33. None of that crap exists

he's just dead like every other dead thing.

[PATRICK]

34. Wrong and impossible

but one should look at potent quotes of Jesus concerning "do not judge" which applies to everyone, hypocrisy, the unforgivable sin, claiming to see though morally blind(therefore the sin remains by their own judgment), the strict teachings on forgiveness and compassion, the strictures about Church leaders doing any of the above in particular. Harshly, vividly clear and nearly the only exception Jesus made regarding mercy, namely those who deny it to others and deify their judgment- and who so abuse their positions of authority in the faith community.

It would be wise not to step too closely to the pit whether you believe in a metaphysical hell or not.

[Lilith Velkor]

37. He gets to be reborn in a world he made more hellish

...if you believe in that sort of thing.

[Arugula Latte]

38. If there actually were a hell, he'd be in it. nt

[Moochy]

39. Other: Quoting Pat Benatar!

Pat Benatar: "Hell, Hell is for children" :)

[ck4829]

40. If he's been reincarnated in Iraq, then yes.

[genie_weenie]

42. He's merely worm dirt, since there is no hell.

[Seabiscuit]

43. He's in primordial slime on another planet, gradually evolving, and proving Darwin correct.

That's his "hell".

[lpbk2713]

44. He's at Starbucks, waiting for Katherine Harris to show up.

[Akoto]

45. Well, in honor of his crusade against Dungeons & Dragons ...

He's most likely on the fifth or sixth layer of the Nine Hells. Knowing him, though, he probably had some dark powers. He might come back as a zombie, a wraith, or perhaps a lich. /nerd :evilgrin:

[slackmaster]

46. Other - There is no empirical evidence that "hell" even exists

:nuke: