Got a Repuke Rep? Demand They Join The Tea Party Caucus Right Fucking Now!

[Gold Metal Flake]

Are your tax dollars supporting a lazy, lying Republicker Congresscritter? Rep Bachman (R:Batshit) has handed us a golden opportunity. If you have a Repub rep as I do, it's time to urge them to choose sides.

Do they come out and declare themselves one with the crazies of the TeaBagger Party? Or do they refuse and expose themselves as tax-n-spend big-gubbumint liberal rat RINOs to the Tea Party unwashed?

It's a simple question. A clear choice. And instant vilification by either the whacked-out extreme right or the still-sane old-school moderates. No Democrats need be harmed in the entire process!

Just assume your best fake teabagger impersonation and write a letter or make a phone call. Demand that they join that wonderful Michele Bachman and the Tea Party Caucus and TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK and stuff. Do it!

There is no downside to this one! :rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. My local (R) whoredidate shows up at teabagger rallies.

He thinks they're just swell. He'd blow a dead goat for a vote.

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. Well, push him on into the confirmed column.

It's gonna be real useful ten years from now.

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. What, no enthusiasm for a little risk-free political party division?

Force your puke to face the monster the party created for the price of a phone call.