Is this too much to ask??

[Bluebear]

[ZombieHorde]

1. Six and seven seem unnecessary, but the rest are cool. nt

[pinboy3niner]

2. Passenger vocalizes may contain askings of the writings

:rofl:

(On 2nd ed.: Is more better harmonious improvements have effect now with colored writing machine.)

[EFerrari]

11. My husband used to say it wasn't Christmas unless we were up at 1 am assembling

something and the directions were "whatever do not the bolt".

lol

[pinboy3niner]

12. I wish I'd saved the instructions from a Chinese-made balsa airplane...

...that I bought for my son in the '80s. Reading the assembly and operation instructions on the box, my wife and I were in tears, we were laughing so hard!

Of course, we Americans can be guilty of the same kind of ridiculousness (ridiculosity?) in other ways. My wife and I once received a holiday present from my in-laws, who were devout Catholics. We opened the box to find a "portrait" of Jesus--with the eyes that follow you around when you move. We were on the floor with tears of laughter! And whenever the in-laws were coming for a visit we re-experienced that hilarity when we had to retrieve our "Tacky Jesus" from the attic to put it up onthe wall.

Thank God (or Tacky Jesus) for providing this humor in our lives...

[cameozalaznick]

3. these read as if they were translated by a machine

and not a human translator.

[warren pease]

4. I refuse to patronize anyplace that won't permit bibulosity...

...What the hell else is a bibul thumper supposed to do all day hanging around the guesthouse if you can't even use drugs or patronize prostitutes?

Draconian bastards.


sg


And for the ironically challenged: :sarcasm:

[Sebastian Doyle]

5. Now you know why Jimmy Swaggart doesn't go to China anymore

Whattya mean, no prostitutes??? :cry:

[scheming daemons]

6. I hate places where I can't keep a guest to stay and to transfer the bed

[NYC_SKP]

7. WTF, "forbid bibulosity"???

Screw that!

:beer:

[Berry Cool]

8. No, you don't get it. Bibulosity is OK,

you just can't make noise when doing it.

You have to accomplish your bibulous doings quietly.

I mean, come on, it's all there in plain English.

[petronius]

9. I believe you're not to permit bibulosity, but if you yourself are bibulous

that's OK. Same with the prostitutes, it's OK to bring them to the room as long as you're not patronizing towards them...

[Swamp Rat]

10. I guess I'll never visit Shanghai.

I can dig the part about 'cherishing the guesthouse', but in order to do so, I must secretly transfer a guest to the guesthouse bed. :)