I think BP knows this is a cataclysm

[Syrinx]

And they're just biding time, and studying the law.

Trying to stay rich and out of jail.

[Dr.Phool]

1. Would somebody clue the government in?

[Syrinx]

3. I actually called the White House and asked to speak to the president

Unfortunately, they said he was busy, and declined to take my number for him to call me back.

I wish I had taped it. Just as a souvenir, I guess. :)

[tavalon]

4. I think they know

Job number one right now is making sure we don't figure it out.

[AllentownJake]

2. Why do you think the sudden concern for Pensioners

Seriously, it worked for the bankers in 2008, they are trying the same game right now.

You can't end us, you'll lose money!

[eShirl]

5. "You can't end us, you'll lose money!"

Good; then maybe in the future, people will think twice before investing their money in fucking the planet.