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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-10 05:39 AM
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Your tar balls are in my junk shot, By Mark Morford
Here's something I bet you never thought you'd hear coming out of your own luscious mouth in this or any other of your million slippery existential lifetimes, more or less:

"Oh my sweet capitalist god, I wish the top kill had worked after the useless top hat and that botched junk shot, because now the tar balls are rolling in, and the tar patties are collecting into glumpy gloops all over the beaches, and you can see the sheen stretching for 100 miles in all directions, all because the damn blowout preventer jammed and, of course, now they've dumped a million gallons of toxic dispersant on the gushing plume since the relief wells aren't nearly complete. We need more skimmers!"

Quite a mouthload, is it not? All sorts of joyful burden to roll these new and oily words around on your tongue, like candy-coated gunpowder? Like little cubes of raw demon blood? Verily.

It's yet another example of a fascinating little phenomenon: For every disaster and global heartbreak, for every world-altering mindf-- of a toxic event, so evolves new verbiage, new frameworks, new structures of meaning, mouthmoves and tongue lashings, lip gyrations and glottal stops to contain it all. ...


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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-10 07:10 AM
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1. Kick this one time
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-10 07:24 AM
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4. Here's another kick for a great read
and a rec as well
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-10 07:22 AM
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2. excellent as usual...
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-10 07:23 AM
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3. Thats why I don't feel bad about kicking my own post :-)
Morford is one of the best if not the best writer for enjoyable reading. Bar none. :-)
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