HAGGARD: "Gays welcome, like people who don't pray enough, overweight" (long list)

[UTUSN]

I couldn't hear all of it because of my dog barking. He was listing, apparently, categories of people who are somehow "marked" (my word) or creeps or what?!1 This was on Joy BEHAR's night show, and she asked, "You seem to be listing people as 'FAILURES' who can come to your church."

His big announcement for this week was apparently that he is opening a new church despite his "FALL."

So Joy said, "Another rude question, you had homosexual tendencies before, do you have them now?!"

He says, "Uh, Uh, IT IS(sic. !1) What happened to me was because of an adult (something) to me when I was two years old... "

Joy: "So what are you saying?!1"


I (the poster) say, WHO KNOWS what-the-F he's saying!1 Anyway, he said that (wherever in Colorado) this "church" is, it's great that Colorado has a place for his morality or somesuch with "moral" in it (there is nowhere else Coloradans can get this?!1), that he is no longer the self-righteously judging man he used to be, that after all the embarrassment and shame he has emerged, as opposed to coming out, on the other side of it all and feels the calling to "read scripture with others and barbecue," that he doesn't know how many will show up next Sunday, could be twenty, but will be happy if it's MORE than twenty. UmmmKAY!1 Oh, and wifey was just BEAMING and beside herself with (happiness?!1) throughout the whole thing.

[RKP5637]

1. Needs money, opens a church, cash flows in and tax free. What a country. n/t

[Initech]

5. To quote George Carlin: "God is all knowing, all powerful, yet he just cant handle money!"

[RKP5637]

8. I miss George Carlin so much! If only 10% of his infinite wisdom were

followed we would have a better world for it... He always saw right through all of the BS. The man was brilliant.

[foxfeet]

2. So what happened when he was two years old?

Did some adult change his diaper after he, yet again, had shit himself? It appears nothing has changed.

[Missy Vixen]

3. I'm overweight

Oh, I'd love to visit Haggard's church. I don't think he'll care much for what I have to say.

It would be nice if he'd remove the log from his own eye before he removed the splinter from someone else's.

According to the Bible, pride is a much more grievous sin than anything he listed off. I could also ask him what Jesus would say about his starting a church to attract dollars from a reality show producer.

[AnnieBW]

4. This Overweight Witch may just want to have a word with him

Why do people assume that overweight = failure?

[name not needed]

6. Of course they are, someone has to deliver the sermon.

[caledesi]

7. See, this is his scam...you SHOULD feel BAD about

being fat,gay,female....whatever bec HAGGARD says so!! Pls give him $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

[UTUSN]

9. Re-play: UNDERweights are welcome, TOO!1 "WE WOULD BE SO POOR!1"

THAT's why he told her get a divorce, because SHE WOULD BE POOR!1