Bobby Jindal urges Obama to finish off Louisiana, once and for all

[Lesleymo]

Dear Prezidint Obama,

Ah'm Bobby Jindal. You may remember me from my stirring rebuttal to your speech last year. You know, the one that earned me the title of Howdy Doody, a proud Amuhrican hero from The Days We All Want To Go Back To.

Anyway, today ah'm writing to urge you to stop this senseless moratorium on deepwater drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. What are you thinking, man?? You're killing jobs, here. Oh sure, the little tar balls are killing the fishing and tourism industries. Right. But why make things even worse? We might as well have SOME kind of jobs down here. In fact, I hear BP has at least 11 positions to fill.

Additionally, I fully understand the need for strict oversight of deepwater drilling. But if I can make you look like a job-killing imbecile who can't even plug an oil-spewing hole in the core of the earth, maybe I can regain my position as a potential candidate in 2012.

I look forward to criticizing every move you make from this point forward, just like my fellow proud Republickans.

Sincerely,
Bobby H.D. Jindal

(PS - I don't think I'm all that far from the truth. The actual letter is found here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/03/bobby-jindal-obama-letter_n_599226.html)

[Mojeoux]

1. And maybe monkeys will fly out of your butt!

Monkeys will prove your point Bobby!