If W was to publicly grope the Queen of England at tonight's dinner

[wtmusic]

what would his approval drop to?

My money says a solid 20%, or 60 million inbred idol-worshipers, would stand firm in their support of their pet monkey, offering explanations like these:

"She doesn't get his Texas brand of humor".

"Of course, the press is having a field day with this".

"Liberals will use ANYTHING to distract from progress in Iraq/the booming economy/the low price of gasoline/other administration disaster shamelessly portrayed as a success".

[spoony]

1. Whoever still supports him, I don't think

they'd blink at that. He could eat a puppy during a live presser and he'd still have that strange one in five.

[KansDem]

2. You mean another impromptu shoulder massage?

I rather thought he might try to put a Whoopie cushion on her chair instead. That way, he can claim to have never touched her...

[DavidDvorkin]

3. The media would say

that he's a charming, witty, impulsive rogue, and we're lucky to have him as our president instead of Gore or Kerry.

[Lasher]

4. Well he probably won't pat her on the head

What with that crown in the way and everything.