The economy is so bad even God cannot find a job

[The Straight Story]

Been channel surfing a lot late at night and on several channels I hear preachers telling people to send money. Sow your seed. Buy this handkerchief made in china blessed by Jesus. Send in your gift.

They spend their whole show asking for money to keep the show in the air, then do it again a different way the next night.

All so God's message can get out - but God can't afford to get the message out because they don't have enough money to get it out.

Here is God's brief resume & info, if you know someone hiring pass it on:

6000 BC Created the universe, world, humans, and animals.

5999 BC- 0 Managed the earth, tribes, appeared to many in different forms. Helped write a few bestsellers.

0-33 AD Came down to earth to check it out and work. Killed on the job (There was no workers comp or insurance then)

33AD - Present Been watching humans keep screwing up the real garden of eden, earth. Killing each other, polluting, taking a hands off management role.

Type of position desired: Would like to come back and help out with a message of love and peace, help people put more emphasis on helping one another and the planet, and teach them I am not punishing them if they can't afford to buy a BMW or IPad.

Worried I will get killed again, but at least there is workers comp now so if I die I won't need people to raise money for me.

[Jamastiene]

1. I like this post.

It rings true.

[dgibby]

2. It's because He can't produce His "papers". n/t

[Duer 157099]

3. He's got potential but just seems to quit when a crisis comes

Nah, he's got issues with followthrough. And man, what an ego!

I'll pass.