Have you noticed that Dick Cheney has disappeared again?

[leftyladyfrommo]

Mr. Big Oil, drill, baby, drill, Haliburton, himself has left the room.

He was so out there just a little while ago. Making a whole lot of noise.

[era veteran]

1. Too bad his heart valve wasn't put in by BP

Evil prick

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha

I figured he was in his basement conducting BPs operation from a distance.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

11. A blowhard preventer?

[babylonsister]

2. He's probably frantically rewriting his soon-to-be-released bio.

:eyes:

[leftyladyfrommo]

3. Do you think anywone would buy that? The Book of Lies and Greed.

I guess. Look at all the people who bought Palin's book.

Sociopaths are big sellers.

[UTUSN]

4. K&R #1 n/t

[Lint Head]

6. Maybe his heart valve has sprung a leak and he's searching

undisclosed locations for mud to plug it.

[lunatica]

7. He never talks about oil or Haliburton

He only talks about terrorism, terrorists and the virtues of torture and how Obama is making the country more unsafe.

I don't recall a single time he ever mentioned oil or Haliburton.

[Historic NY]

8. Hiding in his man safe.

[peekaloo]

9. Bed rest to try and calm his orgasmic frenzy .

seeing that pipe ejaculating oil has Big Dick's BP skyrocketing.

[treestar]

10. Really, isn't this his specialty area?

But then again it's hard to miss him.

[HopeHoops]

12. He's glued to the live video feed of the gusher and lost in ecstasy.

His wildest fantasy dream has come true.